Complete sayings or nursery rhymes....

with nonsense....for example....I said earlier...."If it walks like a duck, sounds like a duck, it must be a ...."

and someone answered manatee and someone else answered mallard.....

Keep it going with something new each post....you answer something and then start something new....

OK, here is mine.....

Georgie Porgie pudding pie, kissed the ..........,and made them.......

 

Georgie Porgie pudding pie kissed the victims and made them lie

maybe I shouldn't play this ...

Rain, rain go away, come again _______

 

Oh, cuz your name is Duck....oops.....lol

Rain, rain go away, come back again with more to say.

A bird in hand is worth more than........

 

A bird in the hand is worth more than a dollar sixty

Never judge a book by....

 

Never judge a book by its lover

Peter Peter Pumpkin eater, had a.........

 

Peter Peter pumpkin eater had an electric egg beater.

Look before you....

 

Look before you shit.

Jack Sprat could eat no.....

His wife could eat no......

 

Jack spray could eat no bat,

His wife could eat no sardine.


Haste makes...

 

Haste makes a mess

The big ship sails through .............

 

don't know that one but will give it a try

The big ship sails through the storm.

Don't count your chickens before....

 

Dont count your chickens, befor the hen does..

Jack and jill went.....

 

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To smoke some marijuana
Jack got high
Pulled down his fly
And Jill said I don't wanna!
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Little miss muffet ..
sat ..

 

Junglejack...that was funny and excellent!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a roof
Looking for the truth
Along came a crow and flew like a goof
and low and behold!.... it was the real slueth

Jack be nimble
Jack be.......

 

"Humpty pumpky sat on a wall
Humpty pumpky had a great fall
All of the ghoul's horses and all goblin men
enjoyed pumpkin pie again and again......"