complainin about too many blowjobs

my wife tried to give me head yesterday but had to apologize because she said she couldn't go fast enough. she finished me with a hand job, but it was a bummer.

 

Mmmm....let's play grab ass.

 

That is when you grab her head from behind and tell her to just let you do it.

 

if she cant go fast enough just grab her by the hair n set the pace u want
shell find a way to keep it goin like that

just grab ass????.....how....vanilla lol

:cheers2:

 

We can also play pound ass, eat ass, and whatever else you're up for.

 

I like the sound of those, Joker.

 

thats sounds more like it lol

 

Lol good. Mmmmmhmmmm



That tongue could do a lot for you.

 

i bet youd fuck me if i saw you out.lol

 

I doubt it. You're too much of a damn loser, and she knows it.

Me? I'm a go getter, and someone who, if put in a situation, would actually be able to get my fuckstick up and working. I'm pretty sure she doesn't want some limpdick loser.

 

I wouldn't even let you participate in the same GANGBANG as me. You would fuck that shit up you Broke dick bastard, and thats saying a lot as theirs countless men to make up for your dickless incompetence.

 

haha not a chance in hell sweety
i dont fuck with limp dicks

:cheers2:

:smilielol5: haha lmao

 

f she cant go fast enough just grab her by the hair n set the pace u want
shell find a way to keep it goin like that

sounds more forced than consual

 

dayum lol

 

Lol it's true. Even if his stories are halfway right, in all of them he's showing he's limpdick. Even with someone being drunk, I'd expect that you'd only have that problem the first time because being drunk and trying to have sex would be new to that person, but if you can't rise to the occasion after that first time, you're just a limpdick loser who likes to brag about how good he is when he can't even get it up.

 

lol alot of hate here isnt there.

firrstly sg girl i used to date a latina alot hotter than u for 1.5 years. and we fucked twice a day and my dick would always be hard as fuck and id ram it into her cervix and shed squirt and she said we had the best sex. and that i do the best oral.

secondly, taking anti-depressants causes low labido and limp dick, and ur not supose to drink on them, and i drink a bottle of scotch each time i go out.

thirdly , my limp dick was also cause i had stopped taking my testosterone bodybulding pills which meant i was withdrawing and shit so i had the testosterone of an old man the last month.

i have just started a new one and im horny as fuck.

u people give me the shits seriously. i just come here and share my experiences but fuck maybe its cause u guys are american... fuck u guys are uptight.

chill the fuck out.
and i dont lie about my shit.

 

Haha, so now the new lie is you had a Latina hotter than sg girl? Give it a break, NO ONE here believes anything you say at all. Anti-depressents my ass.....

 

yes my ex was way hotter. beleive what u want. sg is hot tho

 

ok check the pictures on my account. im sick of u fucks think im lieing about everything. my ex was pretty hot. i broke up with her she had a kid.

and i added a picture of the asian that she sent to my phone...

edit : to see them u have to loook at my profile , then my photos, then my albums....
otherwise u come across weird pictires if u click somthing else.

 

Dude, I'm just surprised you're down with the browns..