Commie Fundamentalists Americans, invented their own brand of fundamentalism, That emphasizes arguing for the sake of argument itself, But, doing it with style if you can, never backing down! Spouting smack like a Professional Wrestling star! Saving souls, using any argument possible! Reality TV before the TV was invented! The Soviets, liked the idea so much, They invented, Atheist rhetoric, but, Fundamentalists, were so confused, They quickly invented, Libertarianism; Which opposes damned near everything! Confusing calling their own government evil, And, fighting back-to-back for survival, With an actual, functional government! Pounding their chests, and screaming, Demanding the majority try to stop them! Insisting on fighting, to the bitter end, Ranting and raving are a way of life, Wrapping themselves, in the flag, They oppose, majority rule, Waving their guns, in the air! Democracy, is better divided! Disregarding their own leaders, Stockpiling, knives and pitchforks. Suspending our constitutional rights. Their children, abandon their churches, Move to the cities, hoping to find a future, No longer wanting any part of the madness. As they threaten to topple, the whole economy, Whilst endlessly pointing fingers, calling even each other commies.
