Commercials that drive you nuts

The Fucking Ovaltine Commercial>> Its So Cheesy>> More Ovaltine Please

 

UM YES JIMI HENDRIX DID START ON THE GUITAR AS A CHILD.... HE started his career after the army...

 

Regardless of the fact, it's a dumb condescending commercial.

I agree as well with the Ovaltine commercials.

Who in the hell has ever seen an Ovaltine stand?!

 

I forgot one: Those god forsaken enzyte commercials. No, I could not possibly give less of a shit about Bob's gargantuan penis.

 

Mcdonalds commercial where the blonde lady is walking down the street and her friend asks her what she wants for lunch and it sparks this whole inner dialogue about her settling on "just a salad, just a haircut, just a job, just a man..."

The Jessica Simpson-Clucking buffalo commercial.

Yes, the creepy old Six Flags man. Truely turns my stomach.

Pantene shampoo commercials endorsed by Kelly Ripa.

Any commercials where a group of females are gossiping and giggling while getting matching pedicures after shopping to celebrate the new Vagisil anti-itch creme, or teeth whitening, or periods, or pimples...whatever, they all end up the same and they're all smiles.

There are more but my mind is sleepy.

 

Oh! You know which commercial I really hate?

That dumb ass McDonald's adult happy meal commercial where the two business ladies are gossiping.

Then one goes into the elevator and the other walks up the steps to exercise and they end up meeting at the elevator and keep talking.

That is such a dumb commercial because she was walking up the steps and meets up with the lady when obviously elevators travel faster, then she's not even out of breath! Gimme a break!

 

Well, DUH. She ate the McDonald's adult happy meal and watches her carbs, therefore she is superwoman.

 

Ooh! I forgot! McDonalds happy meals are high in superspeed now. Lol.

 

The most bullshit commercial ever made is those Alladin Bail Bonds commercials, where they have greedy, cold-blooded bail bondsman acting like fuckin' airline stewardesses: "Take a deep breath, we're here to help." "How do you take your coffee?" "Have you heard of our customer bill of rights?" "Is there anything more we can do for you?"

And then, to top it off, the narrator of the commercial gushes, "They did more than get my husband out of jail; they made me feel like a member of the family." Uuughh! How can they think people will swallow this crap?

 

Don't pretty much all ads annoy ya? theres one or 2 that are funny, most kno1 knos what they are advertising and they just annoy u!

Hannah.

 

All McDonalds adverts

Ba ba ba ba ba...I'm lovin' it

No...I'm really NOT

 

hahahahahahaha

 

I CANNOT watch the one with that damn thing(named digger?) pulling up that humongus toenail and crawling up under it (for nail fungus)....Larry turns it WAY UP to raz me...lol

And that damn Doritoes one with the annoying alarm clock going off then the kid jumps on his skateboard....its just great when you doze off and it comes on and you think its YOUR effin clock going off....I'll NEVER EAT a doritoe again...well actually I stopped eating them about 6 years ago.

teepi

 

I hate that Dodge Durango commercial, in which a couple and their toddler are riding in their Dodge Durango. The one where the Neanderthal dad repulses at his wife emphasizing the aesthetic comforts of riding in the Durango, and when they are back home in his driveway the dad points to the Durango's engine under the hood and asserts to his kid "Son, there's only one thing you need to know: Hemi!"

Kid: "HEMIEE!"

That dad just seems to embody what's embarrassing about America.

 

those aero's commercial...when the girls put the chocolate in their mouths and say 'just let it melt'

FUCK i cant stand it for some reason

 

For some reason all movie and tv show commercials piss me off only because of that guy's voice. I swear it's the same goddamned guy in every one, his voice has always bothered me. It's like he's trying to be 'suspenseful' and 'rugged' but GOD I can't stand it!

I can't stand that video game commercial where there's a little kid singing one of those patriotic anthem song things and on the screen is a bunch of 'heroic' soldiers being controlled by maniac 10 year old boys and ... god.. i just can't stand it.

The Welch's grape juice kid annoys me too.

Taco Bell commercials are just dumb by default I guess... I hate the one where they're all eating these new things and they're so meaty or smoething they fall off of whatever they're sitting on, there's a guy on a lawnmower and he falls off of it because he was eating a taco while he was mowing the lawn and the lawnmower goes off by itself to attack two picnic-goers. How fucking WITTY!

And the genital herpes ones... man... they usually come on when I'm eating and the woman says all emotional and meaningful like, "There IS no cure for genital herpes." Oh and the Enzyte ones. The whistling in the background bugs me. And so does the person who plays his wife. And so does the fact that he's always smiling.

Oh, and I hate the Haagen-Dazs ones too. Like ICE CREAM is something to get all emotional and tearful about (I know someone has mentioned this already but I felt it needed elaboration).

I hate TV.

 

Oh god!

Just when I think commercials can't be any stupider I'm topped!

Has anyone seen those Dentyne finger covers where you put them on your finger and scrub your teeth?! This commercial is so fucking stupid! They're dancing to scrubbing their teeth what the fuck?

Anybody else know what I'm talking about?

 

In agree, adverts do just get worse and worse, and when u think it can't get any worse it does!

Hannah.

 

I forgot one: all financial-related commercials that use the word PRE-APPROVED.
What the hell difference is there between being approved and pre-approved?

It's false advertising anyway, because the word pre-approved implies that the bank is psychic and already knew you wanted a loan even before you applied for it, so all you have to do is go down there and pick up the money without a word.

And let's not forget those Chevy truck commercials that use the only Bob Seeger song I don't like, "Like a Rock." I've heard the song on so many Chevy commercials that now when I hear it, I think, "Oh, here's the verse in the song where you can get 3.9% APR GMAC financing on all new Chevy Tahoes and Chevy Blazers."

 

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