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The ones I was thinking of were dubbed from a foreign language.

 

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Brilliant find.

 

Durex were not amused when I suggested a similar advert for the UK.

I have never been able to find the funniest one that we came across from the archives.
It was simply a picture of the packs, along with an offstage voice.

For the young man starting out, we have the 2 pack.
.....One for Friday and one for Saturday night.

For the student living at college, we have the 5 pack.
.....2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and still one left for Sunday morning.

Then for the mature family man, we now have the 12 pack.
.....One for January,..... One for February..............................................................

 

You always surprise me.

 

The 12 years I spent on that project amused everyone. except Jane.

It all came to a head when I was asked to build a new vending machine, costing around £100.
My new machine stocked 40 lines, gave change, accepted credit and debit card payments. As well as banknotes in sterling, Euros and American dollars being accepted, it gave change in sterling.

I installed 20 machines at Heathrow and the company were delighted with the 1.200% increase in sales.
However the cost of the machines, electricity supply and telephone connection was around £3,000 per machine.
Needless to say, I got my marching orders.....Killjoys......

 

I look forward to more from you. X

 

Very Good that.