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Oh shit, I forgot something about the story with the citrus twist vodka and my friend puking on his lap.....gaum's story reminded me of it, for some reason.

We spent some time at a Dairy Queen sometime that night, and my friends were beating the shit out of this dude for 23 minutes straight to initiate him into their gang(B.O.E. 23) and while they were doing that, I walked to the edge of the busy street in front of the Dairy Queen, with cars driving by an all that shit, and I whipped out my wee-wee and pissed into oncoming traffic. One of my female friends at the time told me the next day that I had been walking around for about 30 minutes with my dick out talking about "I gotta piss.....where can I piss?" I guess I just gave up on trying to find a spot to piss, and the street seemed good enough at the time. lol

 

haha i lol'd so hard

 

ditto

 

This reminds me last night I walked a chick home when I was half stoned and I had to pee after I dropped her off. Got in the middle of the road whipped it out started spinning to make a circle with pee. I was high enough to realize i made a face with ears eyes mouth and nose lol.

 

i always draw something when i piss outside

 

Yea it makes the piss more fun.

 

I usually hate pissing outside and only do so if I have no other choice. I accidentally pissed in my mouth one time in kindergarten when I was trying to piss in the holes in the top of the urinal and aimed to high. That sucked, but is fuckin hilarious to look back on. lol

 

LMFAO. Nice job man. I always wondered what pee tasted like when I was young so when I was 6 I peed up and tried it. NASTY. It is like salty and yuck man.

 

haha ewwww

 

really pissing outside is pretty awesome. My friends mom even encourages us and yells at us when we use the toilet to much

 

Wow. Does she piss outside?

 

Maybe its because shes just a fucking crazy drunk. Kinda sad, i love her to death and shes like my mom and it kills me to see her destroy herself and get shit faced every night same with her husband.

 

We have been talking about some of the most fukt up random shit possible.....for hours.

 

My dad is an alcoholic which is something keeping me from drinking. I really haven't tried drinking because of it. But if a good enough occasion came I think I would.

 

Drinking really isn't all that fun. It can be cool when there's nothing else to do, but it's not really worth it. My dad is an alcoholic/crackhead. He took me with him to pawn his truck for some crack when I was in 4th grade. That's like one of my last memories of my dad when I was young. Now he lives less than a mile from my house, but I haven't seen him in about 5-6 years.

 

its ok, but its not that fun. Just about all of it tastes like shit, the buzz aint that good, you get hangovers, puke, and can black out. Never understood why some people love it so much.

 

Damn that is sad man. My dad isn't drunk to much. But when he drinks he doesn't stop.

 

Shit 14 pages already. And only a few people talking.

 

and its pretty much been the 3 three of us

 

Yea that is pretty crazy. Us 3 and the occasional add in. I am on this thread the Official get together thread, and talking to tns.