Comep.etelya durank, gettina wweed soon

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found i, everyone should read them they are all really funny

ok i got a story for you guys (im not the best story teller but all my friends thought it was funny, so ill do my best)

So me and my buddies decide to go to a friends house to go get drunk in his hot tub. So we are in his room getting change to go out to the hot tub. Im looking around for a safe place to put my clothes where they dont get messed with, so i put them in the closet and figure thats a good place for them.

We then go out to the hot tub get piss ass drunk off of shitty drive threw vodka, this is also the night i decide to join what my friends call the botherhood and get burned with a black n mile on my back. After that my friend decides to give me my first piece of chew. Im so drunk and now getting a huge rush from the chew (never smoked or anything so first time with nicotine) my head starts rolling around and the juice drips down my throat making puke all over the side of the hot tub. My buddies decided that it was time for me to go to bed. So im helped back into the house and pass out on the floor still in swim trunks.

I wake up at 5 in the morning to go take a piss come back and pass out again. Like 20 minutes later one of the guys falls on me and wakes me up so i go move over to a new spot on the floor. Another 20 minutes later i wake up to sounds of someone puking, the dude that fell on me was now throwing up in his sleep all over my friend. The guy that is being puked on doesnt even wake up, the rest of the people in the room are now up and laughing their asses off. I shake the guy for a little bit that was thrown up on he stirs looks at all the puke on the floor and him and moves a foot over and goes back to sleep. Then my friend tells me that the guy that was throwing up also pissed in the closet. Lights turned on and we think hes parents have heard the noises and decide its time to dip before we get busted. We start getting dressed and i go over to the closet and discover that he fucking pissed all over my clothes!!!! Im fucking pissed and my friends arent helping me out by laughing. Lucky for me the piss the didnt get my jeans wet just my hoodie and shirt and my friend even had a hoodie in his truck for me to wear. So we then dip out before we get busted and go to steak n shake to nurse our hangovers.

Later we go back to my house to go back to sleep. Before we do that i pick up my car and i discover that my car wont start. So my friend that drove me to my car picks me back up we go to my house and go to sleep. Probably 30 minutes after we get to sleep our friend that got thrown up on keeps fucking calling me asking me what to do because he has throw up all over his $300 letter mans jacket.

So what a shitty way to start a day, piss all over my clothes, a huge hangover, my car wont start, and when i finally get to go back to sleep i get called 10 times waking me up each time.

 

hahahaha that was pretty fuckin funny dude. I LOLed a few times. lol.....again:spliff:

 

There was this other time. My uncle had a gallon of 120 proof peach brandy. I remember taking eggzakly 14 shots of it. Then I called my friend to come and pick me up, so he does, and while we are riding through town, I started feeling like I had to puke, which doesn't happen very often, and he let me out of the car at a convenience store and I try to make my way inside to vomit, but I don't make it. No.....I fall flat on my face in the parking lot and, with my face lying flat on the pavement, I proceed to vomit up massive amounts of liquid with my face lying in it. Then I get back in the car, puke all over me, and we ride to our friend's house. This friend was only 14 years old(not the same friend from earlier) and his mom and little 9 year old brother were there. I was still drunk as fuck and a few other friends were there, so I whip out my OZ of weed and proceed to smoke the whole bag with my 14 year old friend, his mom, and his 9 year old brother. Yes, I smoked an ounce of weed with a 9 year old. hahaha then I stuck a bag of popcorn in the microwave for way longer than I was supposed to, and it caught on fire. hahaha

 

That took me forever to read with the damn hydrocodone. This shit is odd.

Funny story man.

 

How old were you at the time?

 

I THINK I was 19, because it was right before I went to the army.

 

lol with a nine year old. Ive never done drugs with anyone that young. But i remember the first time i was on acid we were at my friends dads girlfriends house and she had 2 little girls and a fifth grader (he was an asshole). The fifth grader kept asking what was wrong with us why we acted so retarded and laughed all the time. This made me laugh even fucking harder. Also at the same house the mom got the little girls to say to me you cant drink your only 10 years old and shit (i was actually 14 or 15 but i look so fucking young, still do). It was pretty wierd drinking and smoking in front of them.

 

I'm not sure I've ever tripped around any small children, but it would probably fuck me up bad, because kids are creepy and I trip HARD. My first time doing acid, I was with this dude who only had one ear and one of his eyes had a white dot on it, which tripped me the fuck out, because he looked like an evil one-eared rat with red eyes and he was talking a whole bunch of negative bullshit about scheming on my cousin and shit, so I punched him and we got into a fight while we were tripping our nuts off. haha that shit was fukt up.

 

Dude I want to go into a brach of the military. My dad doesn't want me to though.

 

Dude, fuck the military. I got discharged on purpose because it was a bunch of bullshit. During basic training, the drill sergents worked this dude so hard, he dropped dead. Then they told his family that he died in his sleep from a heart attack. Fuck that shit. I cracked my knee and they sent me home for a month. While I was at home that month, I decided I didn't want to be in the army anymore, so I smoked like a pound of weed, knowing good and goddamn well I had to take a piss test when I got back, so I failed it and was discharged. Fuck the military. People telling you what to do all day and shit. I also remember that if we spit on the ground during basic training, the drill sergents would make us lick it up off the ground with our tongue.

 

Damn that shit is fucking insane. Any advice on what I should do? I want a physical challenge in my life something that I'll always be proud of.

 

Well i probably should have added i wasnt really tripping. It was my first time and i only took one hit. I was just kinda giggly at that point and i think it was all in my head since i had never done it. But later on that day i took one bong hit then it hit me like a ton of breaks. I was tripping pretty fucking hard (always do, well usually) Graffite was disappearing off the wall, all different kinds of fonts of the letter A was coming out of the ground and rising up in the air. And my friend kept talking in donald ducks vocie. Fucking amazing night, ive been hooked on physdellics ever since, to bad i cant fucking find any now.

 

On vacation when I was 15ish my brother and I got shitfaced and roamed around the island looking for an organ to buy on the black market (why, I don't know). We got lost in the slums and ended up getting locked ( I mean literally, the guy chained and padlocked the door) in a jewelry store by the owner who kept saying "SEXY SEXY SEXY AMERICAN GIRL! You need some Caribbean in you, baby!!!"

All other stories are farrr too embarrassing.

 

I mean, if it's something you really want to do, just look at all of the different branches, do your research, and find out which one seems best for you. You have to take all kinds of tests, physical and otherwise, before you can even enlist. I remember having to take my pant off and bend over in front of this dude so he coule see whether or not I had colon pollups or whatever. We had to get all kinds of shots. Some of basic training was pretty fun though. Shooting rocket launchers and throwing grenades and shit. I remember seeing a guy fall off of this big thing that we had to climb, about 5 stories, and he broke his back. A drill sergent got shot because one of the soldiers went crazy and shot him during a training exercise. There's a whole bunch of shit that goes on that's just not worth it, but do your research and it may work out better for you than it did for me. I'm sure it would've gotten better after basic training, but I didn't stick around to find out.

 

Yeah psyches are amazing. I prefer shrooms and 2ce to acid, but acid is still fuckin wonderful.

 

Damn that sounds intense. But maybe it isnt for me. I guess time will tell. I still have a few years to decide.

 

hahaha that sounds kinda scary. That dude coulda been some nutcase and coulda killed you or raped you. That's fukt up man.

I wanna hear the embarrassing ones. I've told some pretty embarrassing ones. Please:bigear:

 

Yeah REALLY think about it. It was a spur of the moment thing for me, and it just happened to be during wartime, which probably made the drill sergents work us a lot harder.

 

Ill take whatever i can get really. Shrooms are pretty good but im not getting very good visuals as i used to on them. versus acid shits always melting and stuff appearing on the walls everywhere. As for 2ce never had it dont know where to get it either

 

I still can't get over this:
"Comep.etelya durank, gettina wweed soon"