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Nah we didn't get drunk. It just made the steak really juicy. It was nice.

 

fancy marinade though. but it's still pretty groovy to say you soak your steaks in everclear

 

hahaha yeah I guess. I certainly ain't gonna drink the shit. Fuck that. I'd be farting flames and I'd have the shits for 3.5 weeks.

 

I did that one time, next morning was not fun at all.

 

I'm gonna tell you all a story that will likely make every one of you want to ridicule me for days, but it's funny and I had a good time.....some of you may have heard it before, as it isn't the first time I've posted it.

It was my uncle's 40th birthday party and I was 19. There was all kinds of alcohol there, including tons of beer, tons of liquor, and even some wine. I started the party off with a couple of 40oz's and drank a few 12oz bottles of beer. Then someone broke out the Pepe Lopez Tequila, which never ends up pretty, and someone told me to take a shot of it, so I turned the bottle up and guzzled nearly half of it. The dude said "that was more than a shot". I said "yep". Then I had some more beer. Then some vodka. Then, I remembered that my mom had a 1/2 gallon of Bacardi in the car, so I ran out and got it. Once I got back inside, me and my cousin, who is now my weedman, passed the Bacardi back and forth until we had drank at least 3/4 of the bottle. I drank more beer. At some point, I remember turning up the bottle of wine and drinking half of it. That was my first time drinking wine and the last thing I remember.

Anyway, before the night was over, people were passed out while they were sitting on the toilet and there were a few drunken bodies lying in the back yard passed out. At some point, I had to piss, so my uncle helped me to the bathroom and he held me up in front of the toilet because I couldn't stand on my own, and my dumbass didn't take my dick out before I started pissing and I pissed in my pants. My uncle threw me in the bathtub and brought me some more clothes. Then, after some people went to sleep in my cousin's bed, I walked in his room, turned the light on, PICKED UP THE STEREO REMOTE AND TRIED TO CALL MY FRIEND, THINKING IT WAS A CELL PHONE, BUT THE STEREO TURNED ON AND WOKE UP EVERYONE IN THE ROOM. hahaha

I woke up the next morning with no memory of the previous night; at least no memory past a certain point. I was wearing different clothes than I remembered wearing and they told me I pissed in my fuckin pants. hahaha They then told me how much I drank and that they couldn't beleive I didn't get alcohol poisoning, which I probably would have, had I not pissed in my pants. I was told that I drank at least a 1/2 gallon of various liquors, half a bottle of wine, and 20+ beers. My aunt said I couldn't even sit in a chair without falling out of it. Luckily, I don't drink like that anymore. lol

 

is this thread gonna turn into drunken stories?

 

It may as well.

 

Jesus these are some fucked up stories.

 

awesome!!!!

Mine isnt that great but ill tell it anyway. 2 years ago my friend had a party with a bunch of shity 40 proof vodlka. Well im a pretty small guy and i was only like 5'3 then and like 100 pounds. It turns out i had like about 15 shots in about an hour an half and a bunch of pepsi and vodlka. I remember about 45 minutes of the party and woke up in my friends closet using his jeans and shirts as a blanket. Everyone thought i had died or something and kept trying to take my pulse and shit. The worst part is i missed strip poker and my friends smoking for the first time. Also i had to go to work that morning and i went in drunk with a huge fucking hangover. Lucky the driver there took care of me and got some shit to get rid of the hangover.

 

That's sounds fun. You probably meant 80 proof, which is 40%abv.

I have another one.

It was in 2005 and my cousin was having a party because his parents were out of town and we had their house all to ourselves. I started the night off with a bottle of Hpnotiq and some methadone, then proceeded to drink a shitload of Captain Morgan's rum. Then I blacked out and started puking up black shit onto a white leather sofa. The puking of black shit is usually a sign of overdose or alcohol poisoning, probably due to the combination of methadone and liquor. Later that night, this dude was doing meth in the living room, and all of my friends are either meth addicts or recovering meth addicts and my cousin didn't want it around, so I gave my friend my gun(a little .25cal pistol) and he put it in his waste band, walked up to the guy and started talking shit to him and told him to leave and he "accidentally" dropped the gun on the floor and that scared the shit out of the dude with the meth and he left(I was too fukt up to do it myself without shooting someone, haha). Anyway, I haven't done methadone since then, though it would probably be pretty fun without the alcohol.

 

no i ment 40 proof i live in a dry town u cant get good shit here

 

Damn that's shitty.

 

i was in st lucia over christmas break with my mom, my 2 brothers, my cousin and my aunt. well on christmas eve we decided to have a grand old time right after dinner. we had already purchased an ounce for 90 bucks and had already gone through alot of it. so me and my cousin rolled up a few nice big spliffs and smoked them with my older brother (who hadnt smoked in almost a year) and proceeded to hit up the bar and charge it to our rooms. so after ordering 7 rounds each, the manager decided to cut off our alcohol supply. well by then we had made friends with the bartender and he told us there was a bar down the street that will sell us bottles. well there we went, 4 totally drunk and stoned kids walking the streets of st. lucia looking for the bar that sold bottles of liqour. well after about half an hour of looking, we headed back to our hotel and then realized we went the wrong way and it was right next door on the other side. so we went in and threw down about 20 bucks and said give us as much rum as we can get with that. so we walked back to the bar at our hotel, each with a bottleof cheap local rum. so we would order cokes only filled 3/4 of the way up and we would fill up the rest with rum. i dont remember the rest of the night except for swimming in the pool at 3 am and yelling at people in their rooms. the next day we went up there and our bartender friend told us we racked up a 300 dollar bar tab that night. excellent night.

 

Yeah that sounds like a helluva time. Where is St. Lucia? I've never been anywhere further than Kentucky, and that was only for basic training. lol

 

Our town just got its first bar in like 80 years or something like that. The last one was firebombed by a bunch of crazy prohibitionist women

 

Bitches

 

Oh, I got another one.

When I was in night school, at about 18-19 years old, my best friend and smoking buddy there was only 14 and we used to get fukt up as shit. This dude was like 420lbs though, and he could handdle his shit.

One night, we had bought a 1/2 gallon of Citrus Twist vodka. We poured it into cans of Lipton Ice Tea with a 50:50 vodka:tea ratio. We sipped on it until the whole 1/2 gallon was gone, between the two of us. Then we went to a grocery store that his mom worked at at about midnight and raced the motorized shopping carts(for handicapped people) around the store for a few hours and crashed into a bunch of shit. Later that night, we were at a friend's house getting stoned and he said he had to puke, so someone went and got him a bucket to chuck in. When the time came for him to puke, he fuckin moves the bucket out of his lap, pukes in his lap, then puts the bucket back in his lap on top of the puke. Quite hilarious. I also traded a PS2 game for a bag of popcorn that night. lol

 

When i drank with my friends that got me started drinking and smoking. They would make me drink out of this mug that was a tit and you would drink out of the nipple cause i kept spilling it all over myself. I also could only use the penis shot glass too for some reason.

I had a pretty good story all typed up in some other thread but i cant seem to find it. The thread had tons of good stories like some guy fucking a couch cushions and such. Anyone remember it?

 

hahaha I remember that thread. I think it was in true confessions.

 

i second that, cuz
seriously, the more
that girl says, the
more i like her