Comebacks

I'd turn up the gay

"I don't think you're man enough for me either! I need them FA-lammin' !"

She'll laugh in which I'd grab her and give her a hug and tell her I like her because she's fun. Then right into isolation and comfort.

If that's too much or not your style you can turn it into a qualification.

"How cute, you're testing me. Sorry missy but, I'm not that easy!"

Or you I'd neg her.

"Jeez is she always like this? You need a box of crayons and a corner!"

Or I'd just say thank you then snip an stack. That's always fun!

 

Yeah. That's the opposite of a comeback.

Comebacks are when you're so self-assured you let the insult roll-off your back, chew it up, and spit it back to the aggressor in a back-handed, well-humored, non-defensive, imaginative, generative way.

Perfect.

 

This is actually a good one. With my style I'd go: You'll never find out with that attitude missy! Of course, with a big ass smile on my face.

 

Those are all very good.

But sometimes self-qualification antagonizes the chick.

Aiight. How about "the boyfriend":

"Hey man, this is my girl. You're too short for her anyways." *laughs*

 

But she thinks I'm wide enough. *and smile and duck*

 

By the way Hyphy, I love the turning up the gay. If I ever get the chance, I'll be using that onefor sure.

 

this took place in my creative writing class..my friend said it in reply to my poem the class was critiquing

he said i was a very simple man as in i'm slow, not very smart, etc...

so i snipped back "yea, thats great, coming from the schools only caveman" and i rattled off about 3 really stupid things he had done the past week...

the class was laughing so hard

 

I'd ignore the insult and run the toxic girl routine.

"Here's a little advice about this one(point at his girlfriend). You know those radiation suites? We'll they're designed to prevent, over exposure. Now all you need is an Amanda(or whatever her name is) suite so you'll only be exposed to her for about 15% of the day and you'll live happily ever after!"

Now you might say but, now you're negging the girl. It's a fun dis-qualifyer that'll build attraction and buying temp. See with boyfriends all you really can do is lay it on thick with the nice so that his girlfriend defends you. It's social taboo to be an asshole to someone nice and women are tuned to social dynamics so she'll recognize it and defend you. Trust me. You can't really win a joust with her boyfriend with insults, she'll revert and start defending her boyfriend no matter how cool she thinks you are.

 

All good comebacks involve some kind of self-deprecation.

Otherwise it's just a shouting match.

 

Well, there's a good technique that Mystery uses when her gets in a shouting match with a woman. They toss around 3 or so insults back and forth and after the 3rd he hugs her. Crazy because it worked everytime. It's a pattern interupt and it's basically saying respect, you wont take my shit and I fuckin' like you for it.

 

Wow!

That's VERY good, man. I just learned something.

 

I never got to use it infielf because I never really get in shouting matches with women. I seem to really attract a good crowd of people. I have a cool vibe I guess. I do usually get the AMOGs though. Varsity jocks and such.

 

With a gapping snatch like yours any man without a 2x4 strapped to his ass is not man enough for you!

 

Funny, when I was fucking her all she kept tellimg me is you were not long and wide enough!

Or few fast jabs to his groin and then he will be short too.

 

How about, "You man, you looking at me?" (from the disgruntled guy been drinking too much and got no pussy and is jealous of the attention)

 

Depends. I'd either say, no man not at all bro, havin' fun? You're cool man you don't have to show off.

Or I'd go yup and throw a right straight left hook if he was being a real ass. Of course this is last resort.

 

Right. Sometimes you just gotta pop a nigga's nose. No doubt about that.

 

When someone does something like hug me when Im mad I just burst out laughing.

 

It's the greatest. That and teasing.

That's when you know: make up sex.

 

Pattern interupts are great at getting them out of that negative emotion and creating positive ones.