Haha I like your style. China white brand whiskey...please don't drink responsibly lol. Totally messin around. I in no way condone irresponsible drinking.
I wish I had a lower 48 connect to mail me up stuff lol thats how it gets here. I live in Wasilla ak its $300-$400 a gram out here. I go to anchorage the main city and pay $200-$250 a gram which is amazingly awesome deal. The only way to get $300 a pint which u can do is fly out to native villages where alcohol isn't aloud. And if u fly to those villages you can get $200 per tenth of dope. In Fairbanks its going for $500 a gram for dope. Think of the profits people who mail it up make. It was just on news people had like 70 grams in small village and street value was over $100k
Damn, know could make some good cash with a connect to get some good stuff or alcohol up there. How the hell can those people in small villages afford that? The seem so simple and dropping that much cash is crazy. Guess if your hooked your hooked
There's alcohol in Alaska you just fly it to the villages and they pay that much cuz most of them are wealthy fishermen or oilmen and just plain native you get paid in Alaska for being native. They have hoards of money.
I heard it's illegal for Eskimos to drink, mainly because their livers can't break down alcohol very efficiently and it causes them to become violent. That may be just an urban myth, but it's what I've heard.
Hahaha sounds plausible, There are a lot of stupid laws like that here. Most are not enforced but still on the books
Here are a few from Chicago: -It's illegal to serve liquor to the feeble-minded. -All businesses entering into contracts with the city must sift through their records and report any business they had dealing with slaves during the era of slavery. -It is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera. -Women over 200 pounds (90 kilos) to ride horses in shorts. -Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. -It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. -People who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or "otherwise an unsightly or disgusting object" are banned from going out in public. -It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a deer's antlers. -Kites may not be flown within the city limits. -In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb. -It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. Now, laws are usually based on things that have been done before, so at some point a guy was apparently seen fishing while sitting on a deer's head. Also, in my neighboring town of Champaign it's illegal to urinate in your neighbors mouth. It's also a state law that you can't catch fish using dynamite. But you can catch carp with a pitchfork. And don't mispronounce the town name of Joliet, it's a $5 fine.
