cigrettes what is yer status

haha told ya mike

 

You, not you specifically but people like you, are the reason I joined the 'tasteful smokers of Canada'.

To join you must not smoke indoors, you must whiten your teeth once a week, always carry a bottle of something that smells nice with you, and ash in proper places. The rules are strictly enforced.

Now I know this sounds absurd to other smokers, but it does have its benefits. All the things that ihmurria hate about smokers are eliminated and that allure of the smoking silhouette remains. Afterall, who can resist the sexy smoker?

 

Meh! Well damn now I need a ciggarette.

 

You sure? I'll be better than any stalker you have ever had.

 

I smoke. Wanna fight about about it?

 

i smoke regularly. i hope to one day feel the desire to quit.

 

hey now, here in Toon town it's illegal to smoke indoors in public buildings. Outside or in your own home, that's it. It's actually quite nice now that the bars aren't all smoky and smelly and disgusting (plus the whole nearly getting burned while dancing because people felt this desperate need to smoke while drinking on the dance floor is something I surely don't miss).

so it could be worse, right? Most of Saskatchewan has made anti-smoking laws for public buildings I think... I know PA just passed one in the last year, and I think Regina either has or is planning to. Second hand smoke makes me cough and get all phlegmy

 

I can only shake my head.



I'm sorry we're killing you.

 

you shoudl be! haha, no, not killing me just I've always been sensitive to smoke and smells. I'm a freak like that I guess.

 

its more a question of vanity?!

 

you're a strange one, mr. show

i will admit that coming home from teh bar and -not- smelling like an ashtray is definitely a perk

 

i resent the implication!

 

I sometimes smoke out of my anus after shitting. Does that count as well?

 

I don't know.

Ask Ihmurria in a creepy PM

 

Why a creepy PM?

 

I smoke socially. Not even that often then though, usually when I've had a bit to drink and everyone around me is smoking I'll bum one.

 

I don't smoke and I don't chew and I don't go with girls who do!!!

 

Alright Ol hip we get the point... you're better than us!

but 98% of us are younger so we win.

 

I used to smoke.. but i haven't had a cigarette since last summer

 

Thanx