eeek, i thought it had an odd texture, thicker, as if it carried around a lot of weight when it was alive
they all got revenge by turning the fat guy into sausage? and eating him with cheese n crackers? (but not christmas crackers)
I used to be like that but I got fooled into eating it a couple of times and it's really good if it's made right. Last Christmas I ate some knowing what it was and it was still delicious. It tasted like roast beef.