Ok here are the quotes. Arnie- Leigh sign this? Dennis- she came by with Rossane you know? Rossane is very nice. She brought me these cookies.want one? Arnie- you be careful Dennis. It's a good way to get fat you know. Arnie- you mind? Leigh- uh no. Arnie- well I don't want to get you in trouble with your parents or anything. Leigh- they couldn't say I couldn't see you. They just said I couldn't ride in your car. Arnie- well of course you didn't object. Leigh- lets not fight. Leigh- how did you do that? Arnie- we did it. Animal magnetism. Arnie- I was sitting around the kitchen table, my mom was carving this big turkey. Some strange reason I thought of you. Dennis- I thought i was dreaming. Arnie- Leigh. You remember Leigh, you remember Leigh huh? You do? She's been on the rags a lot lately. Arnie- at least they didn't tough the engine. Dennis- I thought they did? Arnie- No! Cut a couple of hoses is all. Arnie- means I'll be parking her at home for now on. What did you think it meant? Dennis- nothing! Arnie- nothing? Nothing! Nothing! Dennis - no! Arnie-.so when are they springing you out of this joint? Dennis- I don't know. They said sometime January. Maybe christmas. Arnie- you'll do it. Dennis-.woukd you do me a favor and sign my cast? Arnie- you already got one. Dennis- yeah I know. But you didn't write anything funny! Arnie- fine. To Dennis Guilder, worlds biggest dork. Arnie Cunningham. Dennis- thanks. Leigh - my folks will get mad. They don't want me to see you anymore. Arnie - you mean you don't want to see me anymore. Junkins- and what happened with the odometer? Mileage is lower from last time I saw you. Arnie- well it does that. Its just broken like that. It runs backwards. Junkins- well better fix it. Cause it's the law. Arnie- don't hold your breath pal! My fossils are having their asshole university friends over. I thought we just cruise the new year in. Arnie- right up the little tramps ass! Arnie- hand me another. Dennis- you gonna be able to drive? Arnie- shit yeah! Besides Christine is in control now. Dennis-what does that suppose to me? Come on. Come on Arnie! Come on man! This isn't funny! Slow down man! You're driving too fast! Arnie- hey! Told you Dennis. It's alright. Really is. You see Christine and me have been lighting up the world for years. Dennis- hey Arnie,slow down. I'm gonna be sick. I really am. Arnie- just don't get any on the seat. She hates that! Arnie- "actually, there was somebody once...her name was Alice." Dennis "Alice...Come on Arnie, I've known you since kindergartenyou never known any Alice." Arnie "Oh a horny young thing was Alice...used a dynamite stick for a phallus...theyfound her vagina in North Carolina.." Arnie and Dennis in unison "And her asshole in Buckingham Palace!" Dennis "hehe, We've heard it before Arnie...jeez. Arnie *makes face about-to-punch-him motion to Dennis.*
