Christians

i once delivered a pizza to a girl who asked me if i believed in god. when i said i wasn't sure (i didn't want to say no and offend her) she gave me $20 and told me to think about it.

i suppose if getting a $20 tip from a young black girl isn't enough to convince that god exists, then nothing will...

 

In the mood for a bit of sodomy and blasphemy huh? Sounds like something you would enjoy. :cheers2:

 

Yes indeed.

 

Anyhow, the girl said that she wants to be my "sister in Christ".

Does this mean that I get to fuck her?

 

I think so. Jesus to.

 

Only if you bring the baby Jesus butt plug with you.

 

That works for me.

The girl is pretty cute.

I hope that she doesn't mind one night stands.

 

do you normally fuck your sisters?

 

I don't have any sisters.

So the answer to that would be:

"Hell yes".

 

Hahaha! Did you see delight?

 

she gave me a good tip, not a blowjob


yes, i see the wordplay, it is appreciated...

 

But she did give you enough to get a blowjob!

 

maybe from this chick...

 

No chance of getting scraped by teeth then.

 

although the gums are dry enough i can't tell the difference...

 

Years of experience too...

 

Just ask the CNA's at the nursing home for some mouth swabs next time you take her out. They usually have mint in them so it'll be all nice and tingly.

 

so often people want to conform jesus to there wants and desires but not trust in his teachings. this is sad, because the truth is that he only wanted to teach us to love one another. these people have given christianity a bad name. the evidence is in this christian view point that consumption of booze is a sin when jesus is said to have turned water in to wine. so please don't conform to the so called christian view points but please don't blame jesus for there ignorance. jesus said let him who has hears hears hears and eye's see.

 

Jesus spoke with an echo?

BADASS!

 

This thread kinda reminds me of part of a song that we used to sing at church camp(yeah, I went to an anglican church camp for some years...whatever, it's where I learned to question beliefs and learned a lot about myself) about God being a surprise...part of it goes : Surprise, Surprise, God is a Surprise, right before your eyes, it's baffling to the wise...

Makes me think that some of the christians realize that intelligent people don't get all their hoo-ha all the time...