Christian Porn????

like viagra jesus raised lazerus...after a dalliance with mary his loaf smelled like fishes

 

Looks like I'm the only Christian here. Nobody seems to have much respect for Jesus (or, if you do, you have a funny way of showing it).

I wasn't saying that porn is against the Christian principles! Christians aren't against porn — there was no porn in Biblical times, so Jesus couldn't have an opinion on it. But we do believe adultery is wrong (which includes having sexual thoughts about married people). So Christians wouldn't buy porn featuring married people, and married Christians wouldn't buy or make porn (the dedicated ones, at least).

 

I was raised Christian and still have a lot of beliefs and stuff, and I say I'm a Christian when asked....


I was just going to exploit it... Just like the evangelists, but in a different way...

 

Heh...www.xxxchurch.com

 

Salome's dance of the seven veils would make good christian porn, of sorts - one person so no couples or intercourse, highly erotic, great performance potential and we could finally see what a good stripper could do if she didn't have to wear those awful 6-inch heels (you can't dance in those). The dance was supposed to be good enough for Herod to offer her half of his kingdom as a reward. Of course there's all that stuff about the beheading of John the Baptist, which could be gross.

I also really like the Tales of Mary Magdelene idea! Awesome!

 

Freak, get rid of that ridiculous enormous signature photograph.

 

His pic isn't that big...plus...the bigger the better in Dr. Giggles' King James Version!!!

 

all of a sudden im very ashamed i posted here, i wouldnt mind christian porn, but all the portraying of a gay jesus is turning my stomach. im glad im a loner.

 

I feel very offended. Considering that i am Jesus Christ. I am not gay i have had sex with many women. My apostles were gay how ever just not with me.

 

Yeah...it has gotten a little out of hand....

All I wanted was to reach out to a neglected people and bring them what they've been secretly desiring for so long....and make a lot of money.

 

lol... christian porn is the kind where everyone is wearing their clothes...

 

Hey, the Jesus I know has a great sense of humor. He CAN take a joke. And he can tell some wickedly dirty jokes himself. That is when he doesn't have a huge cock in his mouth. Now, again, I'm just kidding. See, he's laughing his ass off.
(I think he's had a little too much wine tonight, he keeps going to the water cooler but you know what he does with it)
OK, now he's just getting down right obnoxious. He say's he's gonna let me go to hell if I don't kiss his ass. You know when he gets drunk and high and mightly thinking he's the almighty, sometimes I just have to kick his ass. Bring him down a few pegs. (His dad told me it's all his mom's fault. A bit spoiled and self-righteous at times). But over-all he's a lot of fun most of the time. Except Sundays, he's just too full of himself from all that ass kissin'.

 

Ummmmm....are you okay?

 

i think he was touched by an angel as a small child!

 

Well, he said he was an angel. He wore a black suit with a white collar.

 

Sorry if I've offended anyone, but the point I'm trying to make is- praise the message, not the messenger. Icons and religion get in the way of true faith.

 

just as long as father obrian doesnt get in the way of the door!...im outties ya friggin perv!

 

that reminds me...on the highway before i get to the university, i always see this crazy sign that says,​

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"What do you risk when you use porn?
EVERYTHING!"
the rightwing crazies put it up because we have a sweet porn shop and a strip joint just outside of town. if only there were some decent nuns doing porn.

 

Does anyone happen to know why some people think porn is wrong? I'd be interested to know what their argument is.

 

I don't know, Dizzy... ?? I've never seen any. I'm a nerd.


There's a big plywood sign with "Jesus" spraypainted in really big, red letters that someone put up by the interstate. I always get really uncomfortable when I drive by it... I start looking around and getting paranoid. I don't know why. I wish they would take it down. But then Jesus would hate me. I don't want that.