Christian Porn????

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by HappyHaHaGirl, May 16, 2004.

  1. freakwentflyer

    freakwentflyer Member

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    DizzyMan- Then you are the exception. A recent study showed that a very high number of christian ministers admitted to frequently viewing porn on line. And, I know from experience that many young "christian" women love porn. And the more repressed they are the more they think about sex (with someone besides their husband)

    And yes, this thread wasn't meant to be serious so lighten up.
     
  2. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    Well, you see, what I mean was that, if it were labeled "Christian Porn," folks wouldn't feel so bad and they'd buy more.

    You really thought I was serious? If I were, my name would be PrudishBlahBlahGirl.....
     
  3. The_Mad_Buster

    The_Mad_Buster Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Now go home happy, I can either do you naughty or nice, religion doesnt have to factor in!
     
  4. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    christian porn ....how about organic equal exchange heroin!
     
  5. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I thought your name was BoogerButtHaHaGirl.
     
  6. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    Woo hooo!! We're going to change the world!
     
  7. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    how about crack thats not animal tested.....jesusjuice apple wine...
     
  8. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    I have many names...
     
  9. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    The name I usually go by is Big Dick McGee.
     
  10. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    Ahhaha....you could be in one of my movies!! If you were Big Dick McJesus....with fries....


    sorry...I couldn't help it.
     
  11. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I just figured out what I like about you, HaHa, you're crazy.
     
  12. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    I've been waiting my whole life for someone to say that to me! Thank you! :)


    I'm serious. That's like the best compliment.
     
  13. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    You're quite welcome. Looking forward to meeting you.
     
  14. freakwentflyer

    freakwentflyer Member

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    I always thought all that Jesus "washing" the deciples feet, was a metaphor for something else.
    "Hey Jesus, while you're down there....."
     
  15. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    miracle of the wedding ...jesus changes his viena sausage into a kilbasa
     
  16. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    jesus plays hide the salami with doubled over thomas
     
  17. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    Who's doubting now, bitch???
     
  18. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    i doubt if i can eat the whole thing ...jesus christ its huge!
     
  19. freakwentflyer

    freakwentflyer Member

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    You guys are fn funny. Jesus, I think you two have him nailed down.

    "Hey, Jesus, that's a big piece of wood ya got there. Can I hold it for ya!"
     
  20. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    ...True Stories of Mary Magdalen....
     

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