Christian Porn????

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by HappyHaHaGirl, May 16, 2004.

  1. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    What do you think? They have "Christian Rap," so why not porn? People wouldn't feel so bad about buying it if they thought it wasn't so sinful, so your audience would be larger than normal and you could make a shitload.
     
  2. beachbum7

    beachbum7 Lookin' for any fun

    To me, that phrase sounds like an oxymoron. But hey, that would be weird (in a good way!).
     
  3. WayfaringStranger

    WayfaringStranger Corporate Slave #34

    are you christian?? cus i can get a camera;) i'll smack that ass for the lord.
     
  4. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    Haha....amen! :D
     
  5. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    This post kicks ass
     
  6. makno

    makno Senior Member

    i think it would be gay porn cuz jesus was ,he hung out with 12 fishermen and a fruit fly named mary!....how bout a gay porn boat vidio , jesus cums on the water!
     
  7. hiro

    hiro pursue it

    This is oddly funny and oddly sick....
     
  8. WayfaringStranger

    WayfaringStranger Corporate Slave #34

    well hahagirl, i cant participate in gay porn though, cus im a christian, but i do look like jesus, and have this nasty habit of walking on water . . .
     
  9. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    There already is Christian porn, it just often goes under the name of "kiddie porn" instead.
     
  10. Graham

    Graham Member

    Rat Shouldent that be "catholic" porn, not christian. The other christians let the vicars have wifes to have thier way with.
     
  11. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    They're both the same to me. And Catholicism falls under Christianity.
     
  12. makno

    makno Senior Member

    the asshole babtist church in rural va. had a noas ark kiddie program and a perv youyh minister ...people arnt sexual preditors cuz they arnt married , its cause they need to be shot! and there is a ,,,,whole lot of that shit goes down in every denomination of every rel.
     
  13. You may be joking but I bet it would fly. Just porn of "married christian couples".
    Sell it as a "marital aid" for christian married couples.
    Christian couples could video tape themselves (masked if they prefer), then trade the movies through a service.

    (by the way, we aren't a christian couple)
     
  14. The_Mad_Buster

    The_Mad_Buster Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    This is a funny ass post.....ummm thread.
     
  15. Dizzy Man

    Dizzy Man Member

    Christians wouldn't look at porn of married people since that is against our principles. (It's against mine, anyway.)

    This thread is stupid. Why make porn just for Christians? How would it be any different to regular porn?
     
  16. makno

    makno Senior Member

    queer orgy ...of jesus and 12 apostles ....with fag hag mary as voyer ....i want to direct ,,,now we need producer and actors ...volenteers
     
  17. Jahappleweed

    Jahappleweed Member

    ..................I think a true Christian would be happy with what they had in real life and would feel weird watching someone elses' "reel" life. Sex,for me, is something very intimate and personal and should not be publicized. Thats just me though. Carry on.
    Peace,
    Johnny Appleweed
     
  18. makno

    makno Senior Member

    the.. SERIOUS ...folks are comming out the woodwork ! i just want to make this movie ! who here would play jesus and peter ? dont worry you wouldnt have to actualy engage in sodomy just appear to . well just cut in close ups of dicks in assholes.....god this would be a fun flick , ill help with screenplay iconoclasm is the hight of productive fun!
     
  19. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    See...I always knew I was a freaking genius.... :)
     
  20. makno

    makno Senior Member

    you could be producer ...find investors ...well call it the passion of christ ...cuz they cant sue us they stole it from dead guys....this could make millions and well be able to retire in lux. this could buy me that 7000 hectar farm in nicaragua!
     

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