Chocolate Chat Cookies!

How do you decline friend requests? hahah

from this guy I never even heard of... He hasn't even made a post in 3 months, he added me like 5 months ago but i've been ignoring it since but it never goes away in my notification area..

 

this just keeps getting butter..
..

 

Just got back from the park

 

um
i'm stoned
perhaps someone can tell me..am i in the butter thread or the cookie thread? 0.o

 

Who has who trained?

 

gluten free

 

dude... my mom just made me kraft dinner

I feel like i'm back in elementary school or sumthin... good ol days, this would be dinner majority of the time, and i thought it was the shit.. especially when she'd cut up little hotdogs and throw em in there too... lol

 

I am convinced the dog has some sort of mental disability... I don't care what anyone else says, i'm sticking with this, because its the only thing keeping me from completely hating him it gives him an excuse...

We've spent so much time training him to just go outside... Its been a year, he just doesn't learn.. our other dog learnt within the first week or so... He has this huge over bite to, his face just reeks of down syndrome

He's cute in that really ugly messed up way... He's called Scruffy for a reason lol

 

pics or gtfo..

 

speaking of such... remember earlier how he took a shit infront of my door and i stepped in it? He just peed all over my clean clothes sitting on the floor while i was procrastinating putting them away... WTF... out of all the places he could have gone, right ontop of all my clothes freshly out of the dryer!? Why.....

 

lol i see if i have any on my phone or something..

 

Because he knows how to push your buttons.

 

Yea I don't think he likes me to much he's one of those real jumpy dogs scared of everything.. you make one weird noise or wrong movement and he's bolt out of there... so I use that to my advantage a lot when he's in my way or in my room haha..

 

lol found a pic from christmas or something... he doesn't look as goofy as usual here (minus the hat), doesn't have his over bite goin' on cause his mouths closed, but its all i have on my phone..

 

i wanna see you flexing in the mirror

 

Why he got that goofy hat on

 

That dog is adorable ....

 

lets see the cash

I aint cheap lol

that'd be my moms idea i'm sure...

females.

don't let him deceive you... he's such an asshole

 

put on the goofy hat and flex in a mirror,


I got 20 , u take paypal ..

 

I was considering maybe actually posting a pic of myself... but i'm lookin through whats on my phone, and they'll all either gay or retarded like, literally..

I got one of me wearing my girlfriends tanktop or dress or something in her bed, dafuq was i doing that night don't even remember this shit...