Chilren should be treated like fine wine

locked in a dark cellar and only brought out for special occasions

















just kidding

 

Don't you like kids crummy?

 

i'm willing to start a petition to put this law into effect.....

 

sure, mine most especially. but I thought it was funny and thought I would share. how about if I change it to:
they should always be acompanied by cheese?

 

Cheese and wine. With crackers and fresh fruit. Now that's some good stuff.

 

goat cheese? that stuff is gross.

 

mmmmmm strawrberries.....


and feta cheese rocks, especially the garlic and herb kind.

 

You know, I don't think I've ever had cheese made from goat's milk.

 

it smells bad, it looks bad, and the texture in your mouth.....ewww, just fucking ewww.

 

Definitely strawberries. Have you ever taken fresh strawberries soaked them in wine and then ate them? Pretty yummy!

And I love feta cheese!

 

Uggghhh, well then, I guess I'm not missing anything!

Have you ever drank actual goat's milk before?

 

no, I've never had the milk, but if its anything like the cheese.....

that shit is like eating a block of cold fat.

 

nope, but I had maraschino (SP?) cherries that were soaked in 151 for a month...some that were soaked in everclear too.

 

You could just pretend it was dick cheese and then you'd like it.

 

but dick cheese is usually warm, and plus it doesn't taste like shit

 

is dick cheese on that food pyramid?

 

depends where the dicks been playing.....

 

No, but I bet you would find some interesting pictures if you did a search...

 

*snaps fingers*
I'll do it!!!!

 

That's disgusting. Yuck.