Childhood sayings?

sorry i was watching an old episoad of peewees playhoues and i got carried away

 

shh! dont tell them that! I'm pretending to be mature and now u blew it! *throws tantrum and stomps off* doo doo head...

 

I always enjoyed Paul Reubens.

 

*jumps up and down excitedly* omg whats my prize!? What did I win!? Was it my very own turd!???? Omg I'm so excited!

 

......................................not pooop again

 

not tonight satelite

 

"donald duck picks his butt all the way to pizza hut"

 

2 FOR FLINCHIN'!!!

 

well my dad's favorite for telling me was
"sing before seven, cry before eleven"

i think my favorite in school was to respond to
"bullshit" with "cows do it to but they don't have to brag about it"

right now those are the only two that occure to me because
i've got other things on my mind

but we did have some strainge ones
some inhiereted and some picked up from media
as it existed in those days

=^^=
.../\...

 

well you say "what are you eating under there?"
and then they usually say "under where?"
and then you laugh and say "haha you're eating underware!"

i still hear that one sometimes.

 

In Germany the little kids are so perverted.We used to say stuff like :


Mister Bombastik! Pimmel aus plastic!

I'm talking about kindergarten. Try to translate that!lol.