Chewin The Chat

ouch...see ortus...we all sometimes fail


i'm kidding broony..really....i been shot down more times than i care to remember

 

Well then, i'm glad to say that I've never been turned down

Finally, le ortus comes out on top lol

 

Dude ive been turned down many many times.

If you are afraid of being rejected you'll never get laid.

 

so true...

i use the ''flirt openly and obvious'' method with EVERY attractive girl i meet

i am playing the odds game

 

... I like to take showers stoned.

 

My strategy is that i act as if every girl is madly obsessed with me, and i joke around with them about how amazing i am and how they want me, and eventually, a few of them are bound to actually start liking you

Then again, all the sane ones just think you're a complete douche lol

But it must work, i've had quite a few girls ask me out, and a lott asking me to hang out, and I rejected them all! Bwaha I seriously don't think i've ever accepted any inivation from a girl.. I like to just play around, I don't actually wanna hang out with them though.. lol

 

play this game
u cant fool this dude

http://en.akinator.com/personnages/propose

its the game where you think of a character and he ask u questions to determine who it is

 

I dunno if its just me, but some good old fashion charming really works.

I love when a guy picks out random obscure things about me and compliments me on it.

 

Tried it with John lennon, darth vador, and barney... got it all right! how?!

its magical..

 

lol i did sheldon cooper, peter griffin fro mfamily guy and ronnie from jersey shore and he got all 3 right :rofl:

 

That's the first thing I do after I have a skull full of bong hits. A nice long hot shower. I think it enhances the high when it gets your blood flowing faster. I generally walk out much more fucked up than if I never had a shower.

 

lucky
showers tend to kill my high
it feels good while im showering but than when i get out i dont feel very stoned anymore
eating also decreases the level of my high

 

taking a steamy shower filling the washroom with steam is crazy when you're baked... Almost as cool as walking in the fog baked, did that last night

Blah, on page 27/549... i've never had to read an entire textbook before! I never even used to read a single chapter of textbooks back in school, i'd just copy people

...probably why i'm retaking it now lol but geezus, law textbooks are boring as hell, I don't even like law

 

random question... what do you guys in the states call your provincial government? Since you have states not provinces... I can't think of any word that would suite it, statial government? lol i dunno..

 

state governments :blush5:

 

My Guess Would Be A Toyota J.40....



Cheers Glen.

 

Oh lol I was expecting some cool name

 

Fucking fig newtons! Amazing...





And they keep you regular too. Suck it Jamie Lee Curtis, you and your yogurt.

 

no no...you were right...it's ''statial''...and their houses are quite palatial

not all states are the exact same...i think..not sure

 

im cookin a pound of green onion sausage