What? Please. I'm the nicest motherfucker on here, and you know it. Say otherwise and I'll eat your dog for breakfast.
Oh if you want me to publicize your nice sappy moments I will. Hurt my dog and you'll eat your dick before I gut you.
-sigh- yeah. I bet there was docking too...and I still can't figure out what this thread could possibly win
I have nothing against the douche. I was just trying to stir things up because it's been so slow here lately. Tonight I'm going and having unprotected sex with attractive strangers instead.