Cheek Spreaders, A Good Idea?

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  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Hi, i've got a question about cheek spreaders,

    As being in pants for most of my life, my ass isn't as wide as its supposed to be.
    Being alot bareass for almost 2 years now, my ass(cheeks) are spreading a bit more at a slowly pace.
    I've recently seen silicon butt spreaders on the market and bought a set ( actually 2 sets :D)
    Now i'm planning to wear them at night so buttcheeks can adjust more quickly and become nice and wide.

    But is this useful? As for i'm needing to wear the rear end of donkey costumes on some occasions.. Am i still be able to fit my ass in a donkey costume ass, if the spreading works colon capital S question mark smiley face
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Aug 7, 2015
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  3. Pieceofmyheart

    Pieceofmyheart Grumpy old bitch HipForums Supporter

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    hahahahahaha!!!!
     
    Pieceofmyheart, Aug 7, 2015
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  5. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Best question of the day
     
    thedope, Aug 7, 2015
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  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I thought that was your boyfriend's job?
     
    Pressed_Rat, Aug 7, 2015
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  9. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    You're gonna have to ask Kim Kardashian or Nicki Minaj how it's done.
     
    skip, Aug 7, 2015
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  11. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    A smile is a wonderful idea
     
    thedope, Aug 7, 2015
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  13. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    cheek to cheek
     
    thedope, Aug 7, 2015
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  15. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Sorry but I wear assless chaps
     
    r0llinstoned, Aug 7, 2015
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  17. thedope

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    Don't have to be sorry you are not an ass
     
    thedope, Aug 7, 2015
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  19. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Yes, I imagined a british accent then.

    Rollinstoned in one of those old war movies

    "Are we off to bomb germany after a nice cup of tea, lads?
    Righty O, who wants to be gunner? You rollin?
    Sorry, but I wear assless, chaps"
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Aug 7, 2015
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  21. thedope

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    He's a good actor, I enjoy him.
     
    thedope, Aug 7, 2015
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  23. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    whatever cheeks are being spread, by whatever unnatural means, this does not sound like a good idea.
     
    themnax, Aug 12, 2015
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