Checking Yourself Out

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by StellarCoon, Aug 15, 2016.

  1. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

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    Ever been on your out of the bathroom, after a long hot shower, quickly glance at your naked body in the mirror as you made towards the bathroom door, then back peddled slowly to the mirror and go: "Dayyyyuuuuuuuuuum" biting your lower lip with an intensity in your eyes???

    ...OR have you ever casually walked around your home in your underwear, accidentally caught a glimpse of yourself on the mirror, and whispered to yourself, "would do....would do..." as you slowly nodded your head?
     
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  2. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    No.... I'd rather use the self-checkout in a grocery store.
     
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  3. Ashalicious

    Ashalicious Senior Member

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    No.....never.... :unsure:

    A self proclaimed egotistical narcissist would never check themselves out in the mirror.....
     
  4. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    its not me in the mirror

    its some older looking guy
     
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  5. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Yea i always do the zyzz pose while buck ass fucking naked
     
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  6. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    i always do that and think, damn i should go down to the grocery store while i am looking this fine so all the checkout girls can check me out. but then there are none there because its all self checkout lines.
     
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  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Are you on the gear that Zyzz was?
     
  8. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

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  9. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Not yet...
     
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    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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  11. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    aaauuuuhhh nnnooooooo. but i do look at what's inside my head.
    i do take concern for my health,
    but i don't live to impress anybody.

    i do try to wear clean clothes and not smell bad
    but the appearance of my body just isn't how i think of life

    i avoid looking too scruffy to avoid being too conspicuous

    if i wanted to be i'd wear my tail and ears, or die my hair bright colors
    but i'm really not into being noticed anyway.
     
  12. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    G4P??
     
  13. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Wait, are we talking juice or male webcam porn?
     

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