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Tuesday star....a dudes opinion....I never go into porn stores.....however.....if I did I would surely look at the cute Tuesday working the till and associate her to the porn.....it couldn't be helped.............I might eve mess with you with a question like.

''...excuse me miss....this video says it features bleached rectums and copious felching....could you tell me what means?''


looks like i'm not the only one that likes to hoard pills....I have a few


I was out all day doing errands......its now well past doobie time.....enjoying a crown and coke....

 

wife is running out now to the store because we decided to have salmon and risotto tonight instead of tomorrow... going to eat good food, drink good wine, smoke good weed, and watch sons of anarchy. pretty decent night in, haha.

 

i also have a bottle of percocet leftover from my sister's surgery... i don't ever use them, but it's nice to know that they're there when i'm in pain. something about knowing that you have an option to get rid of it if you choose to that makes it easier to deal with.

 

totally.

:smilielol5:

myself, i see no downside for us guys if you worked in a nice store like...



just be sure they give you a name tag that says "Shrubs"

 

I went to the doctor today cause I had an apt with her nurse to get my ear flushed..............I get there and find out she wasn't there but another nurse was gonna take me......

holy shit.....a smoking hot way friendly hude canned nurse came out to get me in the waiting room.......

I was so happy..........she said she was 40 but she looked 30

 

I'm so nervous, I'm shaking and almost couldn't get my toothpaste on the brush.

At the very least, being this nervous will mean a huge rush after I'm done.

 

you'll be fine!

i find that sometimes being really nervous beforehand can be beneficial, because my body just runs out of energy to be anxious and i end up being more calm by the time the actual event happens.

 

What's crazy, is that I used to perform all the time. I used to compete musically and I've done some intense gigs. I should be used to this!
I suppose the difference is, I know I can fucking rock bagpipes but I'm real new to poetry and you never know how kind your audience is gonna be.
As long as they don't see me shaking, I'll be happy.
And as long as I don't pull last spot in the order. The earlier the better, for me.
I don't expect to make second round. If I do, I'm gonna drop about ten dirty Canadian limericks* in a row.
I may get my hubby to vid me. If it doesn't totally suck, I'll post it.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2xmAWS4akE"]Crazy Wingsuit Flight -- Man Lands on Water Without Parachute (WORLD'S FIRST) - YouTube

 

break a leg hecubust

 

BEERRRRRRRRRRRRR.... www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/falls-best-beers

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZQQGX24Teg"]Young MC "Bust A Move" - YouTube

 

anyone gonna go check out the lunar eclipse tonight? 7:50 EST

 

i was going to post this but didnt want to hog all the topics..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nt8dJ6rMZI"]The Police - Walking on the Moon - YouTube

 

lol so you were just going to let people miss it because i was M.I.A?

 

they found bigfoot too but Im not going to tell..

 

thats old news.. something recent though, they found yeti, the abdominal snowman

 

did you just google yeti? lolol....

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