ChaTurducken

old jews..;p

 

i should trust my instincts more and am gonna try hard to do just that....i am almost always right about peoples character

 

i'm worried that my judge of character is always better than it actually is.

but then again i can sometimes be a sheisty person. like my friend's old girly has been chattin me up hardcore, and i dunno how i feel about that...i mean, i would totally bang her and she is pretty much laying it out there...i just know how shitty that is when your friend does that

 

find something with oil in it, that you like to eat.. tuna with oil , eat a buttery muffin.
omega3 fatty acids are the best, they kinda oil you up on the inside out. you wouldnt feel so itchy. even on perks or other opiates. olive oil would work too, good for your skin makes it glow.. and not scaly..

 

yay, i'm an uncle!

 

there is a bump thread for weed, opiates, psychs, pharms, and sex.... we should have a 'morning dump' bump thread.

 

I totally underestimated the power of kpin. 1.5 mg had me gooooooooooooooood

 

i much preferred kpins over xanax.....

 

i dunno why anyone would wanna get rid of the opiate itch... it was one of my favorite things about taking opiates... mmm... itchin is bitchin

 

yeah I posted that from the bathroom

 

Last night the cops here were being sketchy as fuck..

I was walking down this long one way street as I was coming back from a friend's house. First this cop car rolls up behind me, and just as it passes by the car slows down. I start to turn to the side to look and I notice both the cops staring at me. As soon as I turned to look at them, they sped off.

Then a few minutes later, and some ways down the street, this car comes driving against the one way direction. As it comes closer I see it is a police van. When the van gets about to where I am he slows down, stops, backs up, stops again, stares at me, and then keeps going.

Silly porkers with nothing better to do..

 

whoa.. when did canadian police upgrade from horses

 

haha they actually just stopped using them (might have just been in Ottawa) because people kept walking behind the horses and stuff...

 

Me too. It's supposed to be a little less potent on a mg-mg basis, but it feels the same to me and lasts for at least twice as long.

 

be careful with the hoser jokes... i think canadian stoners are currently outnumbering the ''others'' in this thread as of late haha..

the omnibus crime bill just got pushed till the new year..

thank you government knobbers

 

how is canada? i wanna run away there from my scary country

 

youll just be running to another scary country, and its fricking cold there.. you might as well run to russia..

 

toronto is at the same longitude as me, im like 40 miles from it how da bird fly
edit: maybe like 80 or 90 miles

 

toronto is cool. there are a couple cafes where you can smoke weed openly.