Chatter Chatter, Pumpkin Splatter

I think the Ford Pinto holds that patent.

 

houses catch fire too....does glen live in a house?

 

To Be Honest, It's Pretty Pathetic...:coffee:



Cheers Glen.

 

That's Only In Rear Enders, Teslas Can Catch Fire Any Where, And At

Any Time, Big Difference...



Cheers Glen.

 

7 pages to write today and then I'm officially off for a week

Got stoned with my neighbour last night, he's a pretty cool guy. He's going to water my plants for me while we're away.

 

so he can install hidden cameras?....don't you and you ol lady watch horror movies?....the nice neighbor is ALWAYS the weird neighbor ....

oh fuck....you have rabbits too?....which movie was it where the rabbit was the first casualty?

just kidding....but be careful

 

Way To Destroy Someones Holiday...



Cheers Glen.

 

There is a small stack of barn wood here, came with the place. There's some great boards in there but also some carpenter ants got at one section. Not sure how I'm gonna use the good stuff yet.

I did the living room of my old cabin with barn wood.

 

if he wants to install cameras on the balcony to watch my herb garden grow, he is welcome to it

I don't have any plants inside that require watering

 

those holes and trails the termites and ants leave on the boards is what makes them awesome....I have many like that too

I kind of feel a bit faggy packing for 3 days away......I like to be comfortable and have options for whatever comes up

for instance,.....what if we go dancing?...I need my nice black jeans for that

and half decent shoes...and wrecky shoes....and rubber boots....and hiking boots,.....and I cant leave without my engineers boots

i'm driving with my good nikes on because there is a smoking hot girl named grace that has a veggie stand on the way...gotta bring my bad runners for dirty work too



might need to drive a train

hats?.....fuck me I have a dzen...they are all calling out...''take me you douche''....don't leave me here with the mittens

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_WxHbXWRbc&sns=em"]Friday The 13th In Real LIfe Prank - YouTube

 

Good morning Stoners have a Good Friday :sunny:

 

Stick your tongue on it Ralphy..

 

Run Ralphy run...

 

ralph is a synonym for vomit
as are many others

honk your guts out
toss your cookies
puke
spew
heave
driving the porcelain bus
making a call on the big white phone


anyone else have one I missed?

 

uke:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUVZsu36SW4&sns=em"]Run Joey Run ~ David Geddes - YouTube

 

hurl

 

i see ads often....free barn wood ..

the catch is you have to take it all down....usually its rich people who just bought an old homestead and want the old "crap" removed to make room for fancy million dollar dollar houses and swimming pools

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SS3XhaxO7k&sns=em"]Papa Roach "Getting Away With Murder" Guitar Center Sessions on DIRECTV - YouTube