Chatter Chatter, Pumpkin Splatter

had a wife, she made him fatter
drank all of his cares away
came home one sunny day
to sleep off his indulgence

woke to find he'd locked up tight
a Fury who was ready to fight
for he had strayed from his pumpkin home
and granted some other bitch his bone.

(to be continued)
(thats all i got for now. might be an epic one day. you read it here first)

 

I quite like the way that poem is going! :2thumbsup:

 

you could probably work something about pumpkin seed in there somewhere

 

hoping for no seeds at the moment, dont know if i can deal with that on top of everything else.

thanks Lynn

 

My mother used to make awesome pumpkin preserves (like jam). I asked her about it the other day and she said she could barely remember when she used to do that...

she said she remembered It Was Just Too Much Work! lol

 

i think you mean sprouts

the seed obviously happened...hopefully nothing sprouts

 

good point.

 

It took me a long time to like pumpkin. And broccoli.
But I love them now. =p

 

Ya gotta bring it when you request a chat title.

I was not disapointed. I got a big lol from this one.

 

We :love: you MoLo!

(and your title)

 

and i love you guys. that one just came to me, i didnt want to forget it

 

like half the internet just crashed for me. surprised i was able to get back in here

 

Oh My! You and Ori are having a time with the internet.


As long as idiots that are working on the road and digging up stuff around here don't cut our phone line down in the ground, my dial-up is good to do. lol

Well, it'll be there for me to go online...I don't know about "good".

 

mine came back, thankfully. i have to take out the trash, and then maybe shower and go to bed.

 

Satellite. Dmb. Lol -I heard no internet till Tuesday fuck that..

 

great titties....I mean ...great title ...mothrlove


just my luck....last night I committed to going away this weekend.....many holes to dig

and this morning...hot neighbor texts and asks for directions

son of a bitch.....



good morning kids

 

directions to where?

 

Funkytown.

 

Head still hurt..:-(

 

What the hell... :coffee: