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friday morning...last weekend before the election

 

Happy birthday fae. I thought you were older than that for some reason.

Fucking rob ford, goes to a football game instead of city council.

 

Happy Birthday man!

 

The Two Brooms
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!"
"IMPOSSIBLE!" said the groom broom.
"We haven't even swept together!"

Pick Your Saddle
Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle.
Judi asked what the difference was.
"Well," said the cowboy, "one has a horn and the other doesn't."
Judi thought about it for a second and answered. "Just get the one without the horn. I don't think we'll run into too much traffic out here."

 

^^ lol

 

starting tomorrow...4 days of sun....brother coming tonight to help me cut down some firewood....i have 2 rotton trees that are coming down

 

the great lakes remind me of chicago ...

i seen sammy hagar n others on navy pier

and been on lake michigan many times

 

woke up and this massive text was on my phone.

'And a good monring to you. I bet its a beautiful day for you and your people on the reservation my little brown skinned buddy. But fold up you T.P. hitch up you mule and give your squaw a peck on her little brow cheeks. Cause uses's gonna go sees da white man. haha that was racist and messed up. All kidding aside i need you my friend. Me and (his wife) will give you samples and set you for life when need. Can you show up with 1bill n 20 or 1 bill n 50? Thanks my friend'

im thinking what in the hell lol...these people are great friends, probably the best i have currently, they are 10 years older than me.

So i used a dave chappelle

'why don't you go oppress a new land and make them christians against their will. I'll see ya at noon honky"

No my days don't normally start out like this..

 

that is a great great movie, i suggest you all watch it if ya havent

unless you can speak the protuguese language, you will be reading it. its so damn good though. i had to watch it 3 times i felt to catch everything clearly.

awesome movie, not for the weak.

oh and

that girl gissing the guy on the cover...dude she is young..i know,, but omg she will be as beautiful no matter how old she gets...amazing

 

broony are you native american ? :2thumbsup:

 

Im mixed so i get all kinds of assumptions from my white friends. : P

My mothers side is 100% full portuguese from the Azores Islands and im 3rd generation in my family living in america. My dads side is pretty unknown, everyone would be considered white by general terms, but they have a little olive tone in them and they are all fucking big boned people...so i dont know...but im pretty small being 5'7. I look like my mothers side more than anything. In old family photos as a kid i look adopted,,,and mentally i feel adopted : P

 

Good afternoon

 

hey broony...anyone ever tell you that you remind them of these dudes?

 

happy birthday fae.. arty:
You are just a few days older than me. I turn 21 November 5th.

 

Lol, at least he didn't just get caught up in a whole bunch of corruption allegations and start cancelling meetings left and right. :sultan:

 

^just a matter of time^


friday night in stoner land...i'm making this

 

heres a better pic in case ypou cant see the first one haha

 

nuts for me..

 

i just ordered indian food and i took a container of weed cookies out of the freezer to thaw. total stoner night ahead of me.