CHAT's The Biggest One Iv'e Ever Seen.

Get a hog ortus

 

Congrats... On the candy choice.

 

Can you drive a bike in snow:biker:

 

I have, but I love a nice summer day more.

 

I can confirm for California

 

Hey people!

Tonight I worked for 7 1/2 hrs without a break! NO sitting down - except to pee once. lordymercy I'm not used to that...but I'm a hardy soul and made it. lol

Right now I'm waiting for the "uniform" (top and pants) to finish washing. I got another uniform, including a pair of pants last week but haven't hemmed them yet. NO I AM NOT LAZY AT HOME.


I feel so worn out I immediately mixed a screwdriver (vodka and orange juice) when I got home, rather than make my usual firecrackers. However, I think if I'm up much longer, I'll go ahead and make a firecracker, or 2, or 3.

 

I wanted this to have a post all by itself...r0llin, I don't understand that map...I mean, I know its the US...but

Confirming for Cali means asian? I admit I may be too "mature" (you can read that old - lol) to understand...

 

Welcome to my life but some days its closer to 9-10 hours and I'm lucky if I get a pee break. It's tough work and very exhausting. Take time to relax. Maybe soak in the tub.

 

Oh My Word, Ruby! I could have peed more times if I really had to. lol Most of the regulars here know I work primarily as the Lobby Lady at a local McD's. Even though MANY people seem to think McD's is the pure :devil:, I really do like my job. (I love it to tell the truth.) I say primarily because sometimes I have to go help keep fries going/supplied for the starving multitudes.

I cannot imagine working 9-10 hours with no break! GODHAVEMERCY!!! Even when I was much MUCH younger, I still would have had a major problem pulling that off.

I don't mean to be nosy, but what do you do?

 

i'm glad you asked

It's a map of which kind of porn is viewed the most in each state.

 

I'm a hairstylist. Some days making people pretty is more important than anything else.

You know you're a hairstylist when.....
#10 you find hair in your food and you don’t send it back.
#9 you tell your boyfriend you “did 10 guys today” and he doesn’t get mad.
#8 your 7-year-old daughter has your business cards in her purse before she leaves for school.
#7 sitting down to pee feels like a relaxing break.
#6 every invitation to someone’s house is followed by, “oh, and can you bring your scissors?”
#5 you walk into Target and all you want to do is knock over the diverted product display.
#4 you use black sharpies to cover the stains on your six pairs of black pants.
#3 tsa agents thoroughly search you after finding 10 shears, two razors and a fake head in your carry-on.
#2 you marry a bald man because it’s one less family member you are expected to cut.
#1 you can re-heat and eat your lunch, check your email, text three clients, return two phone calls, pee all in less than 7 minutes.

 

well, goodnightalive, r0llin...

:rofl:

 

:rofl: :2thumbsup:

I needed that laugh...badly.

Edit: especially after the US porn spread.

 

I'm just glad my state says college and not bestiality. We've got a lot of livestock around these parts. You never know about those farm boys.

 

I hate to admit it but #10 is totally true. God only knows how much hair I inhale every day. A hair in my food is nothing to me. Pick it out and keep going. I was out to dinner with a friend once and he found a hair in his food. I said "Just pick it out. It's fine" He looked at me like I was insane and said "That may be an occupational hazard for you but I tend to not eat other peoples hair"

 

:blush5:

 

Hey r0llin, a person never knows when they may need that US favorite porn by state information!

Its surely new info (to me) introduced into the sl chat! lol

 

its some 60F outside..

 

cute fruit..