Chatnuts roasting on an open fire

I've made two attempts to practice pool this morning. I do about 3 frames before I'm too cold and come back in but it's something at least not entirely sure I've really lost skill in those 3 months off which is encouraging. Once it warms a little in the morning/afternoon it'll be more bearable and I'll spend more time but for now I'm happy I'm getting back into it.

 

johnny bower rip

 

he was old.

 

yup...i met him a couple times going way back....he was friends with dad because he worked for the leafs aftr he played for them...he used to come to the skates when they let family use the ice when i was a youngin'....my dad brought home his practice goalie pads for me to use when i was playing...they had horse hair in them and were really heavy

he played back when they didn't wear a mask

 

I like the old version of the movie Terminator

I cannot stand the newer digitally remastered version. Once I know I'm watching the newer version.....off it goes.

Some movies should be left alone and untouched.

 

This was my fave Focus Tune !

 

I find myself becoming more and more misanthropic quite quickly.

 

Panic stations this morning My wife couldn't find her purse had the whole Fucking house upside down I had the job of going through the bins turned up on the headboard behind a pillow MY side of the bed ??? She said I must have maybee found it on the bed when I was pissed and shoved it there ??
I say NO I am not taking the rap for this I been through the Bins and SHE lost the Fucking purse !
am I wrong ??

 

Can't seem to shake...Ooh.... Jackie Blue....
Song out of my head. It's ok, I've always liked it.

My first guess was always Heart. To this day...it still sounds like Heart.

 

Women...Can't live with them and it's also against the law to take them out the back and shoot them.

Sorry guys...One of my Uncle Paddy's bad jokes, may he rest in peace.

 

Love it Ged! Very funny.. don't you think it's a good answer mally?

Best revenge mally, put your wallet in her hand bag, and demand an explanation once she has had her hand up the U bend lol. Very funny

 

Living in China now. Have gone around Asia quite a bit. Was at the North Korean border a few weeks ago. Kimmie tried to pitch a nuke but I swatted it down like a fucking doctor. Call those N Koreans "Johnny Duds" because that's what they've got.

Might make a thread, might not. Blah, blah, blah...

 

This is accurate

 

all of us orth Americas had a uncle paddy with that joke lol......i had half a dozen uncles with good/bad jokes.....

my dads bad joke....after a big dinner like christmas or easter
or really any time there was an audience...he would lean back after eating and announce ''Barbara that was delicious....you can stay another week''.....to which mom would reply something like ''maybe i don't wanna stay another week''...or''no thanks...i'll pass''

nice to see you captain quark....dude i am envious....are you working in china or just visiting?....its good to see you....

 

I've been working here for about 6 months (I'll finish this contract and stay another year, but that's probably it). China's funny, that's all I really have to say about the place (for now). Interesting...

One thing: People always have a smile on their face when they find out where I'm from. "Oh, that's where I want my children to live" and "it's a very rich/beautiful country" are the most common things I hear.

 

note the fight scene in the bedroom. when terminator thinks hes killing Sara, but its her girlfriend and boyfriend. The boyfriend almost picks the terminator up off his feet. /cant happen the terminator is to heavy and wouldnt budge ..

 

Lol Sounds like something my ex's dad would have said. He was a smart and funny man.

 

gonna try this



Want a quick and inexpensive call for Moose? Take an empty 32 ounce coffee can, and make a small slit in the bottom, only about a quarter inch. Then, take one of those really big red rubber bands, the ones that go around big folders. Cut the rubber band to make one long piece.

Now, thread one end of the band and tie a knot on the outside of the can so it won't pull through. Cut the band off on the other side so it is even with the top of the can.

Now, wet your finger, reach in, and squeezing slightly on the band, pull on it. Don't over wet your fingers. There should be a little friction there to create the groaning noise as it slips through your finger. The can will echo the sound perfectly.

I watched my grandfather do this and get responses from multiple bulls up in Maine. Even just for fun one evening if you live in moose country, give it a try!!!

 

This is a real song ! Just gonna leave it here for you to appreciate / or not

 

my dad would just make his own from string and a big sheet of birch bark

i moaned a bit to the last one i saw but i guess i wasnt cute enough for her