Chatnuts roasting on an open fire

i go tanning its not that
im going to nap in a break room for a little while

 

So if I ask my boyfriend to pick up a few things from the store he always forgets at least one thing. Even if I am sitting in the car at the store and tell him two seconds before he walks in the store, it never fails that he will forget something

Is this app for that sort of situation?

 

theres no cure for that..its just a man thing

 

Don't let me forget. I need to pick up toothpaste on my way home from work

 

Dont forget to pick up toothpaste on your way home honey

 

And the crack.

 

The app will fix that.

 

Nom Nom nom

 

LOL Honey now?

Why not?

 

got the yard plowed

so mild today i took the car to the wash place and sprayed it off...im too cheap for soap so i just spray it with hot water...gets dirty again on the way home anyway but it sure looks nicer

 

There was a big fight in the outside rabbit pen. Usually one humps the other runs but this was a actual fight. Chase finally must got sick of Byron and he jumped on his back like a 69 but on his back and then there was biting and all a sudden they was going nuts full fisty cuffs on a circle kicking and wrestling. It was intense.

 

both male?

rabbits are known to chew off the testicles of competition

 

Yeah both male. I've read that before actually I think you posted it couple years and ago and Orison said "alright, that's enough internet for today" lol.

This is first time ive seen this happen like that sort of fight. But they tend to rip für from each other's bums..

 

I met this guy at a concert maybe 3 years ago now and he's friends with another friend of mine, he lives in Sweden but he's always on holidays around the place and I got a random Facebook message from him he says you play pool right, I'm in town and I want to have a decent game against a formidable opponent. So we are catching up Wednesday night as we have pool practice because we kick off winter season next Wednesday. Sounds cool. I only knew him for one night lol.

 

chew off his nuts

 

Nah, that would involve getting close to a penis. I'm just gonna beat him at pool and drink.

 

against the law here to put snow onto a road surface so every while i go out and push a little onto the road

 

speaking of bunnies. I saw something like this today in the lot where I keep my car. it was bunny poop and what looked like blood. I saw the blood first because it was on the snow surface . I guess its normal. Ive never seen anything like it before .

 

Pool cue? Balls? Sounds like a very phallic game you're playing.