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Hot dog sandwich or cheese omelette,I'm not sure.

 

its snowing this morning. welcome to april showers in colorado.

TMI

and i started the day arguing with people. a spontaneous abortion and an elective abortion (whether medically necessitated or not) are both abortions.
a spontaneous rupture of membranes and a an artificial rupture of membranes both result in broken amniotic sacs.
ans a uterine rupture and a csection both involve a hole made into the uterus, one spontaneous, the other controlled by a surgeon. both come with the same risks of scarring afterward, and complications in future pregnancies.

i am obviously not saying that all of these things are THE same. i am pointing out the similarities, particularly physical, and end result. of course i would prefer a calm csection over an emergency one to deal with a uterine rupture, but i would MOST prefer not to have another hole and scar on my baby-making organ.

but gosh, dont try to explain yourself to anyone, they will take it all kinds of fucking wrong.

 

I was a natural birth.

My brother was caesarean section.


We are both happy with our penis n balls size.

No complaints.

 

i was about 8 hours of labor, my brothers were both over 30 hours, and my youngest brother (via my mom) had such a fat head that he ripped her to the front even though she was cut to the back to avoid it. what a jerk, lol.

i think theres a good chance of me tearing based on my shape, though my skin is very elastic. i dont know. i may ask the doc their opinion on whether i get cut or not. but i definitely want to preserve the integrity of my parts if possible. i would like 2 more kids after this one. csections put those potential pregnancies at risk.

 

Hey! I thought you ML was like, 40s.

Your only couple years older than me. Wow.

 

I'm old. I'll be a senior citizen in a few weeks.






Or at least my graying hair?

 

heh heh, im an old lady on the inside. been through too much to come across as young in thoughts. ive spent my whole life looking too young to act so old.

age is a dumb way to judge a person. experience is better. you can be old, and know almost nothing based on life experience, or young and know a painful amount of what life is about. thats why i dont really celebrate my birthday.

 

I like life experience too.

Though in chat a few weeks ago I got blasted for saying that because apparently, an interesting life to one may not be an interesting life to another. I narrowed that down to something someone with a boring life would say and never thought about it again.

I guess I don't know too much about pain in life other than the aches and pains I have. My life experience is more about traveling and having some fun. Most of the not so good things in life I sweep away.

I'm really talkative to people in pubs when they want to talk and I seem to gather some sort of interest from people all walks of life so my stories and takes may be interesting to people hehe.

 

My friends are younger than me.

I just want strangers and family to respect my age.

 

In my waitor days I had several tables of 5 to 7 of ladies who had to be in late 60's and they looked goooooood.

One lady I cant forget... she was average height, and had very short hair, but it was ghost white. She was so damn fine. I waned to kill her husband and marry her lol...fo real

She proved to me older, and grey, still look very sexy. She was also quiet among the rest of the ladies at the table. So sexy though.... She was in shape and ate right, and didn't drink heavy.

She was in normal blue jeans and a nice shirt with a sleeveless jacket of some kind. Tables like that when I miss that job.

I was in LoOOOoOoOvE

 

That's so cute, Broony.

 

I've been old longer than you have...

 

And I'm Older Than Both Of You...... :wheelchair:



Cheers Glen.

 

I love a good fart.

 

There is a woman in my spin class who is 49 going on 25. I have never seen a 49 year old look so damn good. I find it hard to not stair at her. She has the tightest little body, has obviously been working out her entire life, and taking amazingly good care of herself for her entire life. I want to ask her what her secret is, but I don't want to be rude, you know?

I hope I look as young as her when I am 49.

 

my best farts are probably in the middle of the night few hours after dinner..

laying in bed, wake up,, roll over and VALOOOOOM

not sure if VALOOM is the right word
-.-

 

VALOOM is most definitely the right word!!!!!

 

Yeah...but this is the oldest that I've ever been!

 

Wait till tomorrow...

 

I really don't want to get old. I seem to think of it more often and often. Not scared of dying. Just don't want to get old.

Even now. I'm like 27 and I won't even jump off a landing of a building. Now that's age right there because I'm thinking "that'll hurt", so that makes me think how old I've gotten. I actually think about how I'd used to jump off that platform and do some Jackie chan moves in the process. Now I'm like "nup, I'm not going to do that"