Chatgasm

I know I have intelligent kids, I even send them to school. Why is it then that they can not seem to master replacing the toilet paper roll when it is empty? :toilet:

 

Poor bandit... R.I.P.



Erin hates raccoon... Instinctively. They climb trees and steal Crow eggs. Even though she has never experienced that, she knows.



Probably the only reason I would need a gun out here is to dispatch a sick/rabid animal.

 

This appeared to be the smaller of the two raccoons I know. The bigger one has chewed up ear tips. This appeared to be the one I trapped and released a few weeks ago.

 

that is an expectancy .. like the family dog that suppose to live to 15 dies at 11/13.. coons can die a year of life, so an adolescent would be a small coon and die long before its 2/3 yr span .. environmental stress, lack of diet, may of gotten into rat poison, drank antifreeze like a cat does. as you say injured by other animals, dogs, coons, any other varmint its dominate ..

 

Hopefully, no rabies. Poor thing.

 

damn it,, i need one more note.. I should've turned them all off..

 

here's one... I think

 

lol...thank ty,, im sure youres was the one,, .. I actually raced to the house cause Ii was down the river on my phone and I seen 420 ,,, i run a couple good blocks to grab screen shot.. finally ..how long this system been in place. ,Ive missed it a couple times.s. I know rolling got it a couple times now.. :d
like an orgasm.. hhaha ...
lol there is something on lavern and sherly singing hallelujah , good timing..

 

420 proof we dont read that shit..lol

 

Electrician turned foreman got chewed out for leaving early. Give a bitch the ability to not need to punch out and they will take advantage of you every time.

 

I think I'm gonna live. I wondered yesterday for a while.

I guess the older you get, the worse you seem to feel when you get sick. or something.

Sort of similar to the older you get, certain foods begin to bother you that didn't when you were young. If I drink more than 1 glass of milk now, it tears my stomach up. It has woken me up in the middle of a sleep, if I drink it right before I go to bed.

Anyway, I'm not totally well (and I KNOW this is of great interest to everyone :rofl: ) since in the midst of this post I had to go . good grief. But for a time, I'll feel better now.

Again...I do realize this is of great interest. lol

 

Where are you Irmi?!?

Where are you Broony?!?

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Ok, I'm going to come up with something else. lol

I know everybody is sitting on the edge of their seats.

 

Oooh, Lynn....Get Well, Honey!

 

Hey Aeri! I was hoping you were here. Thanks

Sorry to hear about the raccoon. But, of course that was the only thing hubby could do...well, the best and most humane thing.
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I don't have the slightest idea how in the world I got sick like this. goodnightalive

The Mother isn't sick, thank goodness. Of course she is still contending with the wrist healing and I don't think her poor little hand will ever be the same; but, neither of her hands was in great shape to begin with...decadeS of secretarial work gave her carpal tunnel and some arthritis. I must say it has only been in the last couple of years she has admitted her hands gave her problems, even though we (in the family) have seen it for a while now.

But anyway, I really am feeling better.

Oh lord, I don't want to jinx myself and have to go throw up again.

 

"They" say to just rest your stomach when you're doing that; to not really even have liquids because more comes out than went in.

 

lol I wish "they" would say what one is supposed to do...I'd honestly rather have something to throw up than have the dry heaves. My ribs are sore already from coughing so much. Dry heaves suck on every level.

I haven't even made any firecrackers since Sunday...I might need to do that. Before I quit smoking, a doobie would always settle my stomach if it was upset. It would be fantastic if an edible would do the same.

 

gingerale helps me survive when i feel like puking

im one of those people that doesnt puke often

 

I use to be one of those people.

This new puking with the ibs is different. If my bowels cramp too much it travels up to my stomach and it cramps until it's empty.

I'm sure this is what Lynn wanted to read right now.

 

I'm going to Hulu now and veg out on some The Last Man On Earth.

 

The only thing in this house to drink besides water is milk and ginger ale. Usually ginger ale, along with saltines, fixes/helps any upset stomach I have. Nothing has touched this new and improved sickness I've somehow contracted. It has at least given me something to throw up. gad

yay for new and improved things, huh