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That's why I always carry a extra matches.

 

Matches don't work on bongs. They burn your fingers instead xD

 

That's why I also always carry an oven mit. XD

Edit: I like this "XD" thing. Haha

 

I thought this was the lighter thread. >.>
2 more posts until 5k
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5000! Congrats

 

Not bad for a forum that doesn't like nor respects me. =p

 

That's not true at all!!!


That is bad.

Just kidding :b

 

I used to have a lot more fan boys when I was a teenager on teenager sites. =p

 

You mean like this...

 

Lol I wish. One day I'll have some servants working for me.

 

That law about the secret compartments is just stupid. If its secret then how would the cops find it. And if its a used car how can they prove who put them in?

 

That Is Most Certainly NOT Correct, True, You Have Had The Occasional

Clash With Another Member, But So Have All Of Us....

Congrats On Your Post Count....



Cheers Glen.

 

Right off the bat if you lean far left or right you are going to have a large group (the opposite of what you are) that disagrees with you and might seem like they dont like you. And if your in the middle nobody will like your opinions. At least thats the way it feels.

 

I'm a shoe that is on the wrong foot (a stinky shoe)!

 

There was a little man in my throat pushing the pizza back up trying to keep me from swallowing it.

 

Well I Suggest You Do What I Did 7 1/2 Years Ago, And That Was To

Throw My Shoes Into The Closet And Go Fulltime Barefoot,

No Stink Involved Unless You Accidently Step In Something Nasty...



Cheers Glen.

 

My bin looks like a bar chart of the economy

 

The last girl is the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWvH7jEpMdA"]FERRARI PICK UP PRANK - YouTube

 

You are so right! However, in this grand (do ya hear the sarcasim in that word? ) state of SC, I really wouldn't suggest you make them remember they work for you (or me), the citizen.

Probable cause is probably their favorite catch phrase. I've NEVER done anything wrong during the several times I've been caught for simple possession...their saying they had "probable cause" was sufficient reason to pull the car and search the car and me. Since I'm just a plain person, lacking LOTS OF FUNDS, which is what it would take in this state, along with having PULL with the "right people", I promise its best just to put up and shut up. The good ole' boy system is alive and well in southern US, and it'd be best to never forget it.

Also, in this state, if they EVER catch you doing any little thing in a car or with any little bit in a car your ass is Owned. By. The. State of SC. for a period of time (several years), and it'd be best if you walk the straight and narrow for that period of time.

Is it easy to see why I've been considered a rebel in this state (much less in my family - lol)? Some would say stubborn or hard-headed...I prefer rebel.

 

Neither Of Those Options Gets My Vote,

If I Was Asked to Comment, And I Clearly Haven't Been,

Pain In The Ass Is A Phrase That Comes To Mind....



Cheers Glen.