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rain totally kills the smokey smell from travelin
if you are wearing the right clothes for the right storm, i dont think there is anything better to be out in it

 

We just got hit with the rain , thank god it brought the temp down a little bit

 

i can decide to make cookies and be eating them in 20 minutes...less for peanut butter ones..

 

i came home to peach crisp

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhbRcDZiJJc"]Rep. Mike Bost Is Furious Over Pension Reforms (Illinois House of Representatives) - YouTube

LET MUH PEOPLE GOHH
- happened earlier today

 

not only has my mom caught me and found out that i smoke weed today, she also just walked in on me and my girlfriend. Two lectures in one day.

Shits so awkward now, yesterday my mom thought i was a smart innocent kid and she loved my girlfriend, now she thinks i'm a stoner that can't be trusted alone, amazing how much can change in a day, fuck my luck lol

things are just weird now, i'm getting more and more excited to move out, whenever that may be...

 

Dude your better off now, don't worry. It's only awkward to you but in her eyes she just sees you as the little 13 year old who finally grew up. Go hug her and tell her you love her, appreciate your mom don't be a bitch and say i can't wait to move out.

 

did you have a condom on your finger this time?

 

quoted for LOLZ

 

You want to buy a house elf? I can get you a house elf. Believe me, there are ways dude! Hell, I can get you a house elf by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

 

hopefully it is a fairly common last name and not hergenraeter, because then people will definitely think that.


i'm a wood elf...but really i think i am a satyr

 

nine hundreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddd

 

At least its not as hot as yesterday

 

24 here right now but it feels like 24.5......they hired 6 college students to run the ferry lines for the summer...all 6 girls and all 6 are good stock....straight teeth....washed hair...shaved legs...athletic but not the dike kind...sweet

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4m1_c_ZKGc"]Survivor - High On You - YouTube

 

Speaking of shaving my beard is getting way to long for my taste

 

i can't grow a beard, it just grows mostly on my neck