chatastrophic circumstances

a device like that could of saved that bride with heavy dress

 

kind of a bad story to make a joke with but i really agree with this guys comment heheheh

"I think we need quick-release wedding dresses."

 

i wonder if there was time to tear it off or cut it off and maybe there should be a quick release cuz what if it was fire or something chasing you and you had to run fast

for ememrgency purposes there should be safety precautions to get out of it quick.

 

oops too many mmm's in emergency

 

come on....there is no way this was a smart woman that drowned...it was 100% her own fault....killed by her own vanity and aided by the 2 morons with the slow and cowardly reflexes.....sad all right


i remember my own wedding shots....i paid 800 bucks[1979] for a gorgeous silk dress for my lady...there was no fucking way i was gonna let her get it wet.

..i woulda divorced her on the spot

 

If anything it saved the groom from marrying a dumb ass...

 

that will work great until the first person dives head first into a submerged rock

 

dog just took a huge shit, i feel so much safer going to work now

 

Good morning everyone!

 

Went to the library and the computers where down

 

Morning how things down under

 

not too bad,

having a wake n bake before work

 

morning poofy boobers...get it?.....

i'm smoking some early bud....gotta grind the wet bud into pulp and then let it sit in the sun for 2-3 hours.....reduces shrinkage that occurs with the toaster oven

this knowledge comes from a grueling set of very scientific tests using various methods i have at hand

 

lol ya I get it

 

Went to the library and the computers where down
so i killed me a dwarf
and i robbed me a clown

 

im wearing my nice baby blue shirt to work tonight. it worked well during a day shift so we shall see how it works tonight. this will be its first time out at night......

i need a few $200nights in a row like i did memorial day week. 4 good days out of 7 work week shift could cover my rent for 4 months this winter. Plus labor day coming up.

can't be too high going to work ; )

 

Feel like drinking tonight.. So I cracked open this free bottle of 2 Gingers Whiskey I was given at the festival.. We had two reps show up and hand out free samples of this whiskey.. At the end of the night they had 2 bottles left so we each got one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKTlRN3jLfw"]Trampled By Turtles - Whiskey - YouTube

 

been married for a year now... can't believe it's been a year already.