Chatastrophe..

They have dog wash places now. Like I pay you and you give me a tub to do the work myself. My sister goes but this was news to me. What ever happened to catching your pet and soaking yourself in your own bathroom for free?

 

My daughter has Malamutes​! She uses a place like that..
She can get the place as wet as she likes, there is harnesses, and huge dryers! She says they are worth every penny!
Those mutts can get a place messed up, I think I get it! Lol

 

mine used to fight so bad against getting a bath

then she would thank us by rubbing against all the furniture and rugs and floors and cupboards before she was dry...


we learned quick to keep her in the house until completely dry

 

saw a friend i havnt seen in a while. asked him how he was doing and he said he was getting a divorce because she cheated.
one of the clues he found was pants that would never fit him so he asked her about them. she said they were her gym pants.
he found out later they were her jim pants.
that is the name of the owner of those pants.

 

Well that sucks. I'd hate to have to go through that.

It's one thing I can't stand is cheating women I don't know why I think men doing it is any better I've never understood why I feel that way like I don't think it's better I just, it pisses me off women cheating. -.- unless it's with me

 

My miss is extremely keen on getting out second pup. :unsure:

Scary times. she's doing all the research into sires now.

 

had an open carry incident today . more later, I is drunk now. .

 

Did you wear your guns outside your pants for the honest world to fear?



I don't get open carry. Concealed carry, fine. I get that. You've got a gun and it's not visable but for open carry? I just don't understand it. What's the actual point of it? Or what does it do or not do in conparison to concealed carry?

Personally I'll always fear the person who might have a weapon that's willing to use it over the person that had a weapon and gloatfully boasts it in the public fray.

If some cowboy comes in with guns at the hips, he probably isn't going to use them. They're all for show and if he does he'll get shot first because that's how all the cowboy movies work.

You gotta have a big long concealed trench coat, then you'll be a winner but these dorks that come in with bullet belts and two pistols on the hips nahhh no chance.

 

I accomplished so many chores today. I'm too exhausted and sore to type anymore.

I'm going to bed, but not before a little pain reliever.

 

We aren't on the wild west

 

Yeah we are. >.>

I don't like the new world with the cities and all I'm like 1000AD 1900.

 

I actually open carry my bow.

I have that sling around my shoulder on my back with my quiver. And I've walked into the pub with it. but I just had to put it on the ground because you can't sit in a chair with it on your back. Nobody said anything to me. Just a girl and her bow.

Once I was hanging with my Scandinavian Guru names Eystein and we got knocked back from entering a pub because he wears big rings, the security said nah too much like knuckle busters and I remember Eystein giving him this look of, just disgust and he turned around and said "friend, I can do more damage with these (points at wrists) than I can do with these rings". Security guard gave us a hmmpfff well you're still not coming in attitude. We went to pub next door instead and when we talk to their security we point and laugh at the other security that would not let us in like we said "that cock sucker there!! -point and laugh". Yeah he probs feeling really big right now we laughed.

That was actually the last night I was with my guru. He was a fascinating man, taught me a lot about myself, more importantly he taught me never to be ashamed of who I am or what I believe because if anyone has a problem with it he told me, that's their burden. Not mine.

This was at a Behemoth, Job for Cowboy and SkeletonWitch concert. I remember he drove us home the next morning after an awesome hangover lunch on the road at one of his old hangouts when he was into bikes and all. I was 25 and he was like 50 so he was an older guy into those things.

He dropped me home and honestly that's the last time I hugged art, shook his hand, saw or spoke to him again. I don't know where he is but I think of this man a lot. Last I heard he went to Norway to bury his mother.

Eystein really got me into meditation and the similarities between Hindu and Norse cultures. He had epic tales and journeys through meditation. He bought me a book by Swammi once, I asked him that, the mentor in the book has a guru he so loved and meditates on his love for his guru. I said to Ey that I don't have this guru in my life Ey, I've got you, you're my guru but I don't feel comfortable devoting all this energy towards you in that way.

I remember he grabbed me on my shoulder and he smiled and shook his head. I won't tell what he told me next but whenever I do seek the unknown I go against what I told him and he told me. I do meditate to Eystein, it might not be the adoration that Swami had for his mentor, but to me Eystein is just as much an influence in my life as mentor was to Swami. And I miss him dearly.

The last thing Eystein said to me was in a text and I remember the high was dark and angry with storms and we must have though about the same thing, that Thor was at war with the Jötun and he texted me something similar to;

"The dark night illuminates with the cracks of anvil toned delivery"

Something like that, definitely "anvil toned delivery" for I liked that wording so much it memory burned and I told him to put that into his next song.

Sigh. I wonder what ever happened to my friend. I'd then heard stories about him from other friends about how weird and cult he was and I know they speak of him when they speak because that's so Eystein but what was really treasurable for me was that Eystein didn't like anybody at all, Eystein was his own man had nothing to do with anyone but the very select few he thought were allies and I was his ally. I never understood why, young lady befriends the old wizard, but we clicked. I was interesting to him and he saw it in me too, probably a little of himself I remember I told him about Thrud, Thors daughter the Valkyrie. Well I don't think he'd even been approached in conversation with this and from that moment, peas and corn we were.

I hope he's okay.

 

about to dump 7 grams of honey oil into some very hot candy mixture

wish me luck

 

Well it's the same old tune a fiddle and guitar
Where do we take it from heeeeere

 

you can try to tuna fish ?

 

Speaking of firearms I got really lucky today...went to the local gun show, walked in the door and right at the first table was exactly why I went there.

A short barrelled, 12ga. double. And sales had been slow so he took my lower offer.

Sales were slow for everyone there, as I heard. Got some smaller toys too.

And met a beautiful woman there, just talked that's all. Indy girls usually aren't quite that easy to talk to, I asked where she was from...Arizona...ah yes that explains a lot. Including a very wonderful tan, like we just don't see here anymore. Very nice.

I like very light skin too, not picky at that. But that sort of tan is very rare here nowadays.

 

I've got about six cans stacked here, for when I get off my ass and start working out again.

Gonna be a long road this time, it's been so long that I'm basically starting from Scratch.

 

It's the oil in John West tune cans that make John West tuna, explode the best.

We used to experiment with what blows up in a fire lol when camping. Tuna cans always go boom. Though best effort was someone bought a big pipe once, butane can thrown in pewwww like a missile out the pipe. Ended up having to weld a base plate on or else it was just blowing out behind in a mess. Ahh those were fun days.

 

I'm getting used to this mouth harp, now I can sing the blues.

I got my girl and she live way down south
In a little town I like to call shut yer mouth
A thousand miles between me and my lil thing
A call her on the phone it goes ringingalingaling
And she says...
Baby baby baby baby

I'm trying to listen to some traditional folk music. I found the Dubliners and they have some good stuff but they also got a lot of shit too. Anyway I want to find like a cute little traditional wedding song from the Irish seeing as my lady is Irish, think it be good to have some Irish tunes on our wedding mixtape.

 

True oil is good ! (did this about ten yrs ago )