Chatastrophe..

I think the problem with a pit bull as a police dog is their tendency to latch when they bite. That's why they're good fighting dogs etc. I've seen them myself, I've seen cars stop, people beating pit bulls with shovels to get them off other dogs and not even shovels to the head get them off. I guess it's just instinctual, it's what they do but if they're number one instinct is to kill, then they're not police dogs even though many will say the police are trained to kill lol.

Wheras a shepherds instinct really isn't to kill, I think they're a lot more playful and it's this playfulness that actually scares people because it becomes quite unpredictable. Couple that in with everyone hears bad stories of GSD and then you've got an over the top energetic, excited and unpredictable dog that they already fear, a natural reaction is to get away or move away and then you're falling into hands of the shepherd right there because their instinct is to track, trace, follow and chase movement.

Like my boy can lay on the ground and I can stand there and nothing happens. I could then clap my arms like a bird and all a sudden he's rearing to go 100% he sees movement and that's his insitnct is to chase me because of it.

They're very loyal dogs too and a proper handler/police dog that's his dog and nobody trains or lives with that dog or how it should be the moment you have multiple handlers I think as a police dog actually hurts the dog in a way because every handler is different with different expectations.

So with Mr. Rex lol, he has always that one handler and it would die for the handler like I've no doubts my boy would die for me too if it came down to it he's very protective of us we can't even go into a shop without him letting the world know he doesn't like it one bit or someone 200 meters away becomes a threat if they're walking towards us.

I love that cautious look though, hackles from neck to tail, that tongue hanging out, ears up, that strut... the strut like "yeeaaah I'm gonna let you know I'm here" lol.

Has anybody seen the movie K-9

That's the best. Jerry Lee!

 

If you have pits around, that you aren't sure you can control, then you need to keep a "break stick" handy.

You put it between their jaw teeth and rotate it, like a throttle on a bike.

 

LMFAO!

I love this guy and his podcast. He made alot of sense. Especially "when your hammered , but no to hammered......your just drunk enough to forget your fucking sunglasses" this has happened to me x2 ..

 

When I grow up, I wanna be a giant. The biggest motherfucker alive, that would be the shit. I wanna be tall. I wanna be big... Hell yeah! The biggest motherfucker alive.. that would have to be the shit..

I jumped up one night and noticed that both of my shoes were fitting wrong, my feet were all of a sudden a half an inch too long.. I jumped in my car and thought now who the hell's been in my seat? Messing with levers and readjusting my mirrors :toetap05: I stopped to get a slurpee and I noticed that I was frumpy in my jeans, getting back in my car I split my ass seam.. my clothes ain't hardly fitting anymore, like prehistoric herbivore, I'm growing bigger than a motherfucken dinosaur. I got out the car and had to duck to get inside my place, you should have seen the look upon my girlfriends face she said "holy fucken shit, I don't know if you know it, but you're growing and it's definitely showing homegirl"

The next day I woke up and my own dog was tripping on me laid out on the couch a smooth 9 foot 3. He don't love me no more, I stood up and put a hole in the ceiling with my big ass head and so the dog ran, my girlfriends like "holy fuck don't move. First thing you got to do is just do not move! We got to get you out the house before you fuck our shit up!" I had to crawl on my knees out the front door then get up. I'm looking through the eyes of a 12 foot woman but I don't feel any different, though I could use a tall can. I'm growing every hour and the reason is unknown now I'm sitting on your home with my feet on your lawn, damn.

For me, an SUV and sedan they're like pop cans! A little bit heavier but still just tin in my hand. My Laura is chilling on my shoulder in a custom made basket.. "I'm trying to ride with my girl in this bitch and outlast it!" I try to stay in one place but there ain't no use in hiding, helicopters zooming with cops on both sides and then the media, the military are offering jobs.. world press and scientists all swarming a mob all around us.. "fuck it girl, you're only getting bigger Joc, you and me homegirl, let's go for a jog. You're letting them sit and observe us and for what? I say you tell 'em fuck the world and throw your fingers up"

So now I'm running! Every step is 32 miles, shaking the earth, I'm turning buildings into piles.

And I'm running! Crushing trees like blades of grass, my head above the clouds all you see is my ass.

And I'm running! 600 mile an hour wind gusts, foot steps, explosions, 3 days of dust.

And I'm running! I can still hear my Laura yelling on the megaphone "keep, keep it up, don't stop come on!"

And I'm running! Through states in two steps or less, through the deepest oceans won't even get my knees wet.

And I'm running! Finally gravity took me away I ran right off the planet into the black of outer space and I'm RUNNING!!

 

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Lol. Pretty much.

How funny is this though my pool captain last night we all said we should start a gofundme page for our end of winter season celebration just to see if we'd actually get given money to have a party and so far we have a total of 50€ from 3 people none of us know. how awesome is that!! It was meant to be a joke.

 

Thanks To You Spaceman As Of A Month Ago I Started Reading " Calvin & HobbEs"........ Prior To

That I Couldn't See What You Saw In It.........Now I Am Enlightened......



Cheers Glen.

 

Hobbes

 

may the fourth

be with you

 

surgery pushed to the 31st.. meanwhile Ive to get fucking ripped and stoned off my ass to deal with the pain. What a backward ass place we live in..

 

But, being stoned.

Get some OxyContin too. that and weed mixed is like, feel absolutely nothing. Throw some codeine in there too. you'll be right.

 

i got oxycottin.. Im not taking them right now.. but did eat Soma today and just ate another one .. probably pass out soon .. been sleeping most the evening.. did some work after getting home. then ate food., got high and passed out.. its not my usual routine.

 

I'm in a hot bath right now with a can of Nelson County bourbon on ice in a glass that wouldn't fit the whole can and like the glass looked big enough lol.

Then imma get out have some weed hits and get my lady to help stretch this painful back out for me.

I believe I've got a good threshold for pain. I suppose I need to have my looked at in coming years though.

 

my back has been messed up for 4 days now...getting a tiny bit better...I really have to watch what I am attempting to lift these days....i'm not superman anymore

 

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those giant tits look fun but I am not sure about carrying around all the time



I am going to make gummie candy with the remaining tincture I have.....I have lots of jello I just need some gelatin packs

they also have a recipe for Kampuchea gummies but I will pass on that one

 

Not such a problem while your young, and your back is strong, but the further they go down, and,,they will be still growing! You know she will have problems! Ha! Like I know!

Doesn't all the sugar spoil the mellow rolling? Sugar has a bad effect on me, so I often wonder about that

 

if I was sleeping with you and your giant boobs I would make some without sugar just for you

i'd say all but 2 of my girlfriends were minus any cleavage....itty bitty titty club....even bought that tshirt for my first wife

sugar doesn't affect me too much....I ate a 100 ml infused candy the other day...it was very sweet....do you have fruitellas over there?....they are square candy that are hard util you warm them up in your mouth and they get chewy.....it was like tat


someone is showing up with a bunch of weed from a stolen grow of mine.....his conscience finally got to him ....sometimes the best move is to do nothing ....I could have went for a revenge type thing but held off....40 years is a long friendship to throw away....so I waited and now I get my reward

 

Your so kind! No one ever remembers about doing no sugar for me!

My boobs are yours! Haha..

My god! They are returning it? Wow! Someone likes you! Revenge, better served cold!

Although I think that also means to hold a grudge! I don't like that..

Stevia..it's stable.. wink wink

 

one of these things is not like the others..one of these things does not belong