Chatastrophe..

I swear! If that just gave me a virus!...no, idk. It says page not found. And I was really in need of a laugh Squirrel! Grr. ^^

 

Penske has lost a lot of trucks.

 

Read post above. Not risking it. Lol I know I didn't need to tell ya, but I'm just in a mood. Nevermind. Hope it worked somewhere for ya though eventually!

 

Irm!!

Ahh, I got nothing. I mean,...nah. nothin. Well, maybe just hide the knives or something. Eek!

Comeon Irm! I doubt the things in the wall are malicious. (Haha idk. Someone told me they have something living in their walls? Or did I make that up because I wished it were true. Ha! I have no idea what I'm saying right now. Peace!)

Lol


Ahh haha crap! Your mind you say? I thought yousaid wall. As I said, no clue what I am talking about.

 

Dam beavers
Okay, this one has nothing at all to do with birds, but it's too good not to include.

STATE OF MICHIGAN
Reply to: GRAND RAPIDS DISTRICT OFFICE
STATE OFFICE BUILDING, 6TH FLOOR
350 OTTAWA NW
GRAND RAPIDS, MI 49503-2341
JOHN ENGLER, Governor
DEPARTMENT OF ENVIRONMENTAL QUALITY
HOLLISTER BUILDING
PO BOX 30473
LANSING MI 48909-7973
INTERNET: http://www.deq.state.mius/
RUSSELL J. HARDING, Director
December 17, 1997
CERTIFIED
Mr. Ryan DeVries
2088 Dagget
Pierson, MI 49339
Dear Mr. DeVries:
SUBJECT: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023-1 T11N, R10W, Sec. 20, Montcalm, County.
It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:
Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond. A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department's files show that no permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Michigan Compiled Laws annotated.
The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially, failed during a recent rain event, causing debris dams and flooding at downstream locations. We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all unauthorized activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the strewn channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 1998. Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff. Failure to comply with this request, or any further unauthorized activity on the site, may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action. We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter. Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions.
Sincerely,
David L. Price District Representative Land and Water Management Division
---- Reply Letter ----
Dear Mr. Price:
Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N, R10W, Sec 20; Montcalm County
Your certified letter dated 12/17/97 has been handed to me to respond to. You sent out a great deal of carbon copies to a lot of people, but you neglected to include their addresses. You will, therefore, have to send them a copy of my response.
First of all, Mr. Ryan DeVries is not the legal landowner and/or contractor at 2088 Dagget, Pierson, Michigan - I am the legal owner. A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of constructing and maintaining two wood "debris" dams across the outlet stream of my Spring Pond. While I did not pay for, nor authorize their dam project, I think they would be highly offended you call their skillful use of natural building materials "debris." I would like to challenge you to attempt to emulate their dam project any dam time and/or any dam place you choose. I believe I can safely state there is no dam way you could ever match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic.
As to your dam request the beavers first must fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam activity, my first dam question to you is: are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers or do you require all dam beavers throughout this State to conform to said dam request? If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, please send me completed copies of all those other applicable beaver dam permits. Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Michigan Compiled Laws annotated.
My first concern is - aren't the dam beavers entitled to dam legal representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are unable to pay for said dam representation - so the State will have to provide them with a dam lawyer. The Department's dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event causing dam flooding is proof we should leave the dam Spring Pond Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling their dam names. If you want the dam stream "restored" to a dam free-flow condition - contact the dam beavers - but if you are going to arrest them (they obviously did not pay any dam attention to your dam letter-being unable to read English) - be sure you read them their dam Miranda rights first.
As for me, I am not going to cause more dam flooding or dam debris jams by interfering with these dam builders. If you want to hurt these dam beavers - be aware I am sending a copy of your dam letter and this response to PETA. If your dam Department seriously finds all dams of this nature inherently hazardous and truly will not permit their existence in this dam State - I seriously hope you are not selectively enforcing this dam policy - or once again both I and the Spring Pond Beavers will scream prejudice!
In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to build their dam unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green and water flows downstream. They have more dam right than I to live and enjoy Spring Pond. So, as far as I and the beavers are concerned, this dam case can be referred for more dam elevated enforcement action now. Why wait until 1/31/98? The Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then, and there will be no dam way for you or your dam staff to contact/harass them then.
In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention a real truly environmental quality (health) problem; State bears are actually defecating in our woods. I definitely believe you should be persecuting the defecating bears and leave the dam beavers alone. If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your step! (The bears are not careful where they dump!) Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to contact you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam office.
Sincerely,
Stephen L.Tvedten
xc: PETA

 

And thank you for that. Lmao!

Dam, I ran out of likes again too! Lol

 

rain rain go away

 

^it's good for my sod



Edit: and counter acts with all the dog pee.

 

I only smell the dog pee when it rains, right upside my Girl Den :cuss:

Got all the room in the world to piss but always right in front of that garage door.

 

Dam! There is something about listening to rain, and music in the background! Don't know why, but makes me feel so at ease!

My date for the day has cancelled! Good reason and all.. but I was looking forward to it! Oh well. Think I might go out anyway!

 

An older man followed a young girl into a bathroom saying he self identified as a woman. The man's teeth were knocked out by the girls father, who says he self identifies as the tooth fairy.

 

just found the first tick of the year...actually just found the bite....hoping my dog chewed out the rest of it....

there is a place in florida where there is wild monkeys

 

just found the first tick of the year...actually just found the bite....hoping my dog chewed out the rest of it....

there is a place in florida where there is wild monkeys

 

i don't get this?...is the young girl going to be molested?....or is the dad beating a trans-gendered person....is it from a news article?....or a joke?....jokes about molestation aren't usually that hilarious


explain to the old man please

 

look at this as

coolio

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-free-stuff/kingston-on/upright-player-piano-with-reels/1260468526?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

coolio the rapper? I don't get the kijiji connection.

 

crazy night. got an inflamed cyst in my neck. go to hospital . no joy .. 3am in the morning goes to show what I know abnout the beer sales in the state. go to getgo. dude says cant sell you beer til 7am........ 10$ 6pack and I gave him a 50$ and said keep the change and walked out.. he did not follow me and I drove away.. zero fucks given.

 

Like it! They do it here, really don't see the point! You can drink in the pub 24hrs, so why are all night supermarkets doing different? Not like your going to drink in there, I mean, would you want to?

 

separate post separate topic not directed at anyone in particular....first post to you


I say ''coolio'' sometimes instead of ''cool''


I was just unclear in the first post on if a trans person was beat up?...where did it happen?

 

Does anyone remember a recent post that contained a link to an article, from somewhere in Philadelphia, that talked about use of pain medications?

I want to find it and don't remember where it was or who posted it.

 

You know that big fine dog wants to mark the territory that is in front of His girl's room. He is letting any and all intruders know they best not go past that point. lol

You know that is a Good dog. I think he even needs extra treats for taking care of y'all so well.

_____________________________


(That's ok...I know you aren't going to pay me any attention about extra treats. )

But please do give Big A an extra hug for me.

Dang I miss having a dog...but I have so much on my plate right now.

I'm trying to remember this old saying that goes something like - its good I'm not old enough to let my wants hurt me.

 

no

but if you cant find it and it was a newb post maybe check the deleted section