Chatastrophe..

I am excited for Dead and Company this summer. Their show in Colorado last summer was the first time at the venue since Van Halen banned concerts from their 80's. It's a college football stadium though so not really for that anyway but I guess it was a common venue in the 70's too.

 

So the pinball machines actually worked and my captain was a little incorrect with table positionings. It was fine I could play all my shots no worries. The tables were a touch closer meaning more time out waiting for other tables to play a shot but they moved them away from the side rail which helps me as my cue is quite long, bit too long for me and I used to touch that rail but not anymore.

They had a Metallica and a Simpsons pinball and two others. I waited all night for a free ball to drop and I got the Simpsons free game.

I belted a good score of 4.3 million an thought ol be on top. Turns out the high score was 138 million. I protested to the bar tender that that isn't even a real number. I made everyone laugh with my tipsy dim witted remarks. see that's what everyone misses here I say one dumb thing on the internet and everyone angry but when I do this shit in real life everyone laughs. ya gotta humor with me. :d

Anyhoo I've my last elite match this morning that I'm expected to win. Probably going to pressure myself to no end but everyone says I should win. Which creates pressure. I'm statistically 50 people better than him in ranking and all my percentages and stats outweigh his, so I need to be cautious.

Either wa my I won't really mind I'll be happy this elite Comp is finished by end of the morning. It's been tough and hard and I've been flogged but I've come back every week a better player and in our game in afternoon I felt like I was in control of my games for one albeit only just lucking in those 2 wins but had my shots actually pulled off then I'd won convincingly.

I'll take the luck because more often than not luck works against me in this game.

 

another distant acquaintance on the island died of an overdose....one of the big families here..

 

What are they overdosing on?

 

German humour dosnt translate well.

 

not sure with this one....it just happened.......but the fentanyl and carfentanyl has hit the streets so probably that

people just throw their lives away...I don't get it

 

Someone we knew, about a decade ago, had a mother that overdosed on Fentanyl patches. They found 3 on her back and said it was an accident.

Then hubby got on the lollipops for a short time. All he did was nod. He didn't like them. He had the patches later but just didn't like being that out of it.

 

they are a ''late in life'' alternative

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emguA0RIH4k

 

Germans have a sense of humor it's just the language difference that makes it hard.

Like, story jokes work in Deutsch but not like your one line jokes because often with the language, the punch line comes first with the grammar etc. but stories work well. I think a lot of comedians have struggled in Germany, need to dim it down a bit but mostly you're going to get your English speaking people attending this day and age, I dunno I haven't gone to a comedy show except my sister has got us tickets for Seinfeld in August so I'm flying back to the folks for that. I can't wait!

I've a good sense of humor I think. It's like sarcastic black offensive humor. with a little bit of retard in there too. I don't know, I seem to find humor in all walks and things and happenings during life.

One funny time here's 3 older pain in the ass women that go to the club on Fridays occasionally and we don't particularly like any of them yet they're always worse when they all get together.

So one night one of them walks in and I'm like ugh. Yuck!

5mins later the next one walks in and I tell our table "oh fuck, you wouldn't read about it"

Then another few mins the third comes in and I'm like "oh get fucked you'd never read about this and if you did... it be in a book full of fucken jokes!"

And the table all laughed with me. Often though some people will tell me that it's on everyone's mind but I'll be the one to come out and say it, which is me really I don't fluff about with things like that lol. If I got something to say I'll say it, don't care who it offends around me.

 

There's a comedian coming to Atlanta that I'd love to see but I think we will save the money and not go this year.

I love this guy.

He is spot on for the trailer trash in the south.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_KJoYD6Mnk



https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLVHglM-0SHu0j-zGb_XbmkIP-ycqYDMjk&v=5jaxwT1oms0

 

What's the deal with ovaltine?

The tin is round
The cup is round
They should call it, roundtine.

That's gold, Jerry!

 

tonight was the bosco episode....''you're a portly fellow''

 

Love this, only this and Iris any good on the album, i cant even remember the album as i no longer have it.. but thanks for the memory.

8th may..Not long now. Here's looking at you Bob!

 

I could have walked past the guards with a bazooka, a sniper rifle and some shot guns, wearing a "kill everyone" t-shirt.

All 3 guards were looking at there phones, never looked at me once...

 

Wooo!! I won my elite round 11-10 OMG. He went in off. So he sank the black and won but the cue came back and sunk middle pocket.

I came from 4-0 down too to lead 10-9 went to the final frame on the final ball. No balls left on table. Wow. Just fucken wow!!

 

I was at HD looking for replacement handle for my shovel blade(scoop).
Hmmm...

New shovel handle $9.89
Totally brand new shovel $14.89
Scrap scoop metal price?

What's the best option?
Start a Poll?

 

Harley Davidison...(HD) Sell Shovels....?????..............Well That's How I Read It.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Get a new one!

Then you got a spare head.. you know it makes sense

 

We pulled in to eat at a fancy Italian restaurant. They had valet available but not required. My wife said let him park the car. The valet parked our vehicle about 25 feet away. Lol

The valet guy made an easy tip.