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broony · Jan 9, 2013

:bulb:

:book:

:eggnog:

rollingalong · Jan 9, 2013

night all

Tyrsonswood · Jan 9, 2013

catch you tomorrow...

deleted · Jan 9, 2013

you cant sleep yet. who you fooling?

jo_k_er_man · Jan 9, 2013

ChrissySunshine said:

IM really really worried about my husband guys. He's late coming home from work. I know it's possible for him to work this late. He works at meat market. He's usually home by six. It's eight now and he won't answer my calls. The roads are wet and his tires are slick. You guys think he's okay? I know this is a ridiculous question but IM anxiety ridden. Soothing words?
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maybe he's just slippin' someone the salami special

jo_k_er_man · Jan 9, 2013

orison319 said:

you cant sleep yet. who you fooling?
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old balls needs to get his rest

deleted · Jan 9, 2013

it is kinda late on this side the world..

jo_k_er_man · Jan 9, 2013

10pm?.. 11 for ya'll

ChrissySunshine · Jan 9, 2013

jo_k_er_man said:

maybe he's just slippin' someone the salami special
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Aye! That isnt soothing at all. Risk I take I guess, posting that.
Nice, the play on meatmarket slash salami joke, props.
Hes home, the phone was deadski.
I shouldn't worry so much.

deleted · Jan 9, 2013

11, time for the 11 oclock news.. not..

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Emmie and the Magic Acorn
Posted on February 21, 2012
Emmie walked up the path through the great green field across the street from her house to the friendly woods with the creek winding through them – and the creaky bridge over it – to play Poohsticks. They were the scary woods at night, but that is a different story.

“Psst.”

Emmie stopped.

“Psst. Ohv-uh he-uh.”

“What,” Emmie asked to nowhere.

“Over here. Look up.”

A crow perched on the lower branch of an Oak tree, shielded by drooping leaves.

“That’s a nice shirt you got thay-uh. What’d’ya want fuh it?”

“Excuse me?” Asked Esmeralda.

“I’ll give you a Magic acorn. It will turn into whatevv-uh you most de-zi-uh. Whatevv-uh you love best. You love worms? It’ll turn into worms.”

“I don’t love worms.”

“Lettuce, then.”

“Not really.”

“What you love?”

“I love my hamster.”

“Oh! Why it is the best Acorn-Hamm-stuh of all. I should have said that first. It will turn into a hamm-stuh. Now, gimmee the shirt.”

Emmie pulled off her shirt with the giraffe over her heart and gave it to the crow.

“As for the acorn. I don’t have it on me right now. That would be much too risky. You keep walking down the path and when you see Raccoon, he’ll give you the acorn. He’s guarding it for me.”

Emmie walked up the path feeling the breeze on her arms, shoulders and back. A little ways on she heard,

“Hey. You. Little girl. Over here.”

Hiding behind tall clump of wildflowers was Raccoon. Emmie told him what the crow had said.

“That’s right. I can give you the magic walnut…”

“Acorn.”

“What? Oh, yeah…acorn. But first you have to give me your shoes and socks. My paws are cold from running through the stream all night and the pointy pebbles are really annoying.”

Emmie took off her favorite shoes. Her mom bought them special because they made Emmie run fast (she saw it on TV). And the socks had the picture of Hamlet, her hamster, on the ankle – she liked those socks best.

The raccoon put the socks on his front paws and the fast shoes on his hind paws. He thought he looked like a boy and smiled with pride.

“I’d like my acorn.”

“I don’t have the acorn right now. I’m sure you can appreciate how dangerous that would be. My friend, Duck, has it. He is swimming in the stream in the woods by the bridge. Tell him Raccoon and Crow said to give you the acorn. And tell him, none of your shenanigans. Say, give it to me now or Raccoon will come looking for you. Tell him.”

Raccoon walked away in his shoes and hamster socks looking for a game of dodgeball.

Esmeralda walked through the woods, saying, “oooh,” and “oww,” each time her bare feet found a sharp twig or a pine needle. She leaned over the old wooden bridge and saw a duck swimming in the stream.

“Duck. Duck. I’ve come for my acorn. Would you be so kind to give it to me, please? Raccoon and Crow thought you might have it.”

“Those two thieves!? You didn’t believe them, did you? What would I do with an acorn?”

Emmie told the duck about her dealings with Crow and Raccoon.

“Oh! That acorn. The magic acorn. Of course, I can get that to you. But first you must give me your pants.”

“My pants! Oh no. I can’t do that.”

“That’s the only way I will give you the magic pecan.”

“Acorn.”

“Acorn. Yes. I don’t see why Crow and Raccoon should get gifts and not myself. Especially since I will be the one doing the giving of the acorn.”

So Emmie slipped off her pants, the pants which she liked best, and gave them to the duck. The duck pulled the pants over her paddle-feet and over her tail, holding them in place with one wing tucked under her bill.

“Now, I am a real human girl and do not have to live in the stream ever again.”

She struggled to the flap her wings, but as she rose into her clumsy flight Emmie shouted,

“What about my acorn!”

“You walk back up the path to the big Oak tree where Crow was. There will you will see the magic acorn.”

“But which one?”

“The one with the magic.”

Emmie walked back down the woodchip path, through the friendly woods, her feet stinging. She came to the wildflowers were she had talked with Raccoon. He was gone. She continued toward home walking on the asphalt path through the great green field. She came to the Oak where she had first talked with Crow. She scouted around its trunk and found a single acorn.

“Hmm,” she said.

She walked home, chilly from the cool breeze.

“Esmeralda! Where are your clothes,” exclaimed her mother.

“I was thinking about that on the way home. I gave my shirt to a crow, my shoes and socks to a raccoon and my pants to a duck.”

“What did you get in return?”

Emmie tumbled the acorn between her fingers.

“An acorn! Is that what those no-good animals gave you?”

“Well…”

“Oh, Esmeralda! That was the shirt you liked best. You swang to the clouds with that shirt. Those are the socks you liked best, with the hamsters on the side. We ordered them special from hamsterstore.com. Those shoes…you really liked them, Emmie. Really liked them. You learned to tie your laces with those shoes. And your pants! You gave away your pants? For an acorn? But you liked those pants best.”

“I was thinking about that. You see, it is a magic acorn. And it turns into whatever I love. So walking home I thought about what I loved and I looked up and saw our big blue house with the swingset in the backyard. I thought, I love my home. And when I saw my bedroom window I thought about my room where I like to play and imagine, and it made me think about how I like to play with Hamlet, and how much I love my hamster and playing in my room with him and feeding him pieces of carrots. And playing with my Hamlet made me think of playing with my friends and sharing my toys with them and how much I love that. And when I thought about love, I thought of you. And then I thought that this was my favorite day because I got to give away everything I like best and keep everything I love.”

And then Emmie hugged her mom…and kept hugging her.

The End
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This is bullshit. I read the whole fucking thing and not one squirrel..

jo_k_er_man · Jan 9, 2013

i stopped reading when i realized it was more than a paragraph long...

deleted · Jan 9, 2013

to be honest. O ctrl f. squirrel.

broony · Jan 9, 2013

most of lights in houses outside our out now and its also reaching that point in the night where the temp feels as if it just suddenly dropped faster than normal

so..

:ssmokeit:

r0llinstoned · Jan 9, 2013

weed+in n out+big bang theory=

☉rtus ♉ · Jan 9, 2013

Im at my dads, I have no weed and cant sleep, I have to get up at 6am to get back home, I havent gotten up that early in ages

not being able to sleep is the worst...

deleted · Jan 9, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTDUyn6zj5U"]A Flying Fuck. Or Flies Fucking on my porch! - YouTube

GoofyGooberz · Jan 10, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znpt_Umixcs"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znpt_Umixcs

rollingalong · Jan 10, 2013

good morning stainers lounge

sunny here this morning...i have a shit load of stuff to do

i could use some help

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