Chat Years Eve Party

A piece of rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." The rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot and frays one end of himself. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Weren't you just in here?" The rope replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."....

 

why cant you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?










because the p is silent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hTR2tVr2a6A

 

A guy walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "Can I have a bag of helicopter flavor chips?" The barkeep says on a loudspeaker, "Sorry, we only have plain...

 

A guy walks into a bar :banghead:



Ouch.

 

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra..

 

A stoner walks in... huh?

 

You might be a stoner if your bong gets washed more than your dishes...

 

just laugh as hard as you can. it feels good.

 

allo'?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLhHG4j9su8"]Labyrinth - YouTube

 

So I walked into a bar

 

you callin me a worm?

i decided to not lay back down...fucking arms are killing me...flu shot in one and another bigass needle in t'other.........


my kitchen is now reasonably clean...soon as its lite its chainsaw time

 

I want a chainsaw!

But then again, I want a lot of t'ings

 

only fun for about 5 minutes and then your arms get sore

above zero today...toasty

 

i dont think i would be comfortable using a chain saw. its too much like a band saw in function, and i was thouroughly turned off those by the stories in woodshop about people getting caught and pulled into one. circular saws are a middling area- a miter style i can use, but freehand- not happening. and table saws i am ok with, ad long as i have an appropriate push-bar. it has been such a long time since i have had power tools to use. i got a dremel last year for christmas, i finally get to start using it for projects around the house

i need tin snips, i will be dealing with a fair amount of chicken wire and wire mesh. and i need to find hinges that are angled, like a saloon door. i want my garden gate to lift when opened, to clear the ground and reduce wear, but i want it as close as possible to the ground to stop rabbits from squeezing through. so so so much to do

 

cant the gate swing the other way to the down slope?

old pair of scissors will cut standard chicken wire...also that little indented part that is on some pliers is there for cutting wire..usually on pointy pliers also...little circle towards the hilt

 

best clip in the movie..

 

Chainsaws are cool... I used to have 4 of them because my work relied on that kind of equipment.

 

people name their dog chainsaw..

 

we should all laugh more :mickey:

on a average children laugh 300 times a day
and a adult laughs on the average 17 days a day:sunny: