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Had a dream that i cut my penis in half.
I am wondering if that came about because i just trimmed the hair down there.
Or maybe because i came across an article about micropenis.

 

What if it wasn't a dream?

 

this song came on the r and b show today....put me in a good mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIaIRRcKkfU

 

It would have been pretty painful...maybe i had the dream because of bruce jenner.

 

Ouch

 

Piece of wood fell on my head just now. It hurt. =[

 

some turkey fell out of the stupid tree and it appears he hit every single branch in the way down.

 

asshat ..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XITBuWNROk
this guy could be the next Jimi Hendrix... caught this on the sat radio.

 

strawberries werent enough

had to put some chicken in the oven

 

i usually have the strawberry with my chicken. Im running out of chicken options. beginning to hate food around this time of year. much rather have cold dishes like shrimp, octopussy and sushi .. someone bought me 2 whooper from the burger king today,, and I usually love the bk but wasnt in the mood , sittin in teh fridge .. since my bison burger experience .. I dont know if Im going to be able to go back to the bk . now ive a grill and access to the bison ground meat at the market district..

 

i used to like whoppers

no pickles and no onions was my way

i try to avoid that place now

 

The only reason i have been in mcdonalds in the last 15 years was for mcribs.
Bk i go in once every few years for chicken nuggets.
Wendys is the only one i still go to but its still close to once a year.

 

some kind of shooting on the news...hope it wasnt a white guy

we dont need more idiots rioting

 

Do they riot in canada....besides hockey related of course?

 

yea but they apologize after

 

ive never seen a riot


to be fair though black people are rare in my area

 

Looks like we better not piss of our neighbors to the north

 

Vancouver had a nasty riot in 2011 after the Canucks lost the Stanley cup to boston.

 

montreal hipster students is the only recent one i can think of that is not hockey related

and the gnr metallica one ..also in montreal...thats quebec though ...technically not part of Canada



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzBbZkJPS5g