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mmmm i'm eating sliced braunschweiger topped with a good smear of horseradish mustard.. soul food

 

pork chop reheat


fuck me...i worked most of the day and i cut enough wood for maybe 3-4 days tops

 

420 baby

 

braunschweiger is soul food if you heart satan. that shit is nasty!

 

best price is usually to buy in bulk at the truck/trailer repair shops

 

aarun aleik ROLLING NO PORK

 

Ooh, what kind of musical toys?

 

my grandpa use to eat it all the time.. it kinda stuck with me.. its not your every week sorta deal.. more like a couple times a year.. funny thing is i completely hate liver.. cannot get over the smell of it cooking.. let alone eating it uke:

 

never had liver before have no idea what it taste like

 

like earthworms

 

Never had earthworms before what does it taste like

 

like liver

 

a huge diamond

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Woke up this morning thinking it would be an amazing day, my only day off this week. So I roll a fatty and decide to go for a walk while smoking it...

I end up sitting down for a while, but then this random guy comes out of nowhere so i got freaked out and jumped up, (it freaked me out because i had headphones in so i couldnt hear anyone coming), i guess when i got up so quickly it tugged on the headphnes the wrong way and it snapped the jack off... so there i was, getting baked with no headphones no music..

then my joint goes out... so i go to light it, and my lighters dead.. and all the stores here ID you for a fucking lighter...?!... so lucky enough there was a guy my age working the till at the dollar store so he didnt give a shit lol

then once i go sit back down to smoke, 2 other people start walking by, but at this point i didnt even give a fuck and just sat there smoking my joint like -_- as they walked past, like 2 feet away from me (it's a narrow path) lol

then i get home after smoking, and end up passing out until just now.. it's almost 4pm...

I'm at the point where i almost prefer working than staying home lol

 

Dude why your stories always sad and fucked up

 

I dun wanna go to work....... in serious bitchy mood

 

Aunt flow ????

 

LOL ya fucker no!:devil:

 

hahaha because they're the only stories i have.

I have shitty ass luck with everything i do

 

Mornin' Goofy... How's tomorrow, or shouldn't I ask?