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it is wvwn more awkward when you have to evict your mom

she's not borrowing,she's collecting

i been e-mailing the bob and tom show many times in an effort to get free access to the vip section of their site and a free hat...or even just to get an answer ....last night i sent another one and this time i got 2 answers to one e-mail...both personalized to my original content....no free stuff yet but at least now i know these dudes are reading e-mails

i am thinking of sending them a hat of mine and demanding a hat in return

 

i want a girl that drinks and plays cards

i would liquor and poker every night

 

oh, yeah that would be awkward

 

unless you still believe in the Ptolemaic Theory...

 

not familiar...didnt cover that from gr1 through 11....but i am glad some of you decided to stay in school...in all seriousness i often brag about the wealth of knowledge i have here with you people

 

So I see where all the fucking snow went... Alaska has had 13' of snow since december 1st...... Fuckers can share that shit

 

Meh... I'm not going back this semester... School is still bullshit... I'm well past the years to wanna sit and listen to shit I could give two fucks about...

Its like being told you need to learn how to skate.. and then you should learn to bicycle... And unicycle... Learn to surf... Hell better learn how to use a pogo stick... And then you can learn to drive a car... School is not nearly as fun as that.. but you get the point... Having to learn shit that has nothing to do with what you wanna learn in the end

 

this is foley mountain...about 20k from my house..this hill is actually quite steep and there is signs to drop your gears on the way down..up on the right it is a conservation area with a lake that you can drink straight out of...i want to put a baby up there on the cliff if i can find a deserted enough spot because the deer wont go near the edge

 

dude from the bob and tom show just e-mailed me again and told me to send my name and address....

 

I love the Bob and Tom show. Often imitated never duplicated.

 

i know right?...mr obvious on todays show was hilarious....it was out takes...stuff the censors didnt want you to hear.....i listen to it online from a rock station in oregon...it is just ending now
http://socialstreamingplayer.crystalmedianetworks.com/radio/kfly

 

Hey-o! Been a while since I have dropped in around these parts of the forums. *waves*

 

hey g-m...


so my cleaning girl ''cola'' is coming over...she's broke and my bathroom is a write-off...we both win...plus she is one of the hottest girls in town so i win extra double

 

that is not true about the trust...i have some very serious level of trust going on in my life........i believe it is possible to have this kind of trust .....look out for number one might have been more apt?

 

Thats a shame your trying to do a solid for this person and they fucking you over

 

had to fly into ottawa with cleaning girl and got to meet her 2 room mates....holy moly i was not prepared for these 2 girls...very attractive ladies...3 19 yr old girls sharing an apartment...i might move into their building lol....


so like a douche nozzle i parked in the fire zone of the highrise...a kinda upscale condo highrise...i am careful to park well past the front door...and i even pull 2 wheels up onto the walkway...after all...we are only gonna be 2 minutes...what could happen right?.....

oh man...we come out after about 15 minutes because like a letch i am flirting with too young girls upstairs...anyway i come outside and i see a lady on the far side of my truck..its dark and i dont wanna frighten her so i just go and get in my truck..

.my buddy see's her too and stands there to let her pass and realizes that it is a blind lady with a seeing eye dog and its obvious that my truck has completely fucked with her navigation and the dog is preventing her from getting close to the truck..its protecting her in a maybe 3 foot space between truck and wall....meanwhile i am inside the truck completely oblivious...i start the truck up and the dog just finally drags the poor blind lady past the truck where my other friend recognizes her and takes her inside...but not before my buddy starts petting the dog and saying how nice it was...he says ''can i pet him'' and the lady say ''NO"" real loud..but he was already petting it so he just stops ...he gets in and tells me she was blind and pissed about it

i felt pretty bad

 

Actually, the lesson from that is simply, don't trust her.

 

people getting in my way in the morning...causing an obstacle between me and my coffee...using my only mug...

look the fuck out because i will certainly show some displeasure

 

I have a sweet new thermos, keeps my coffee hot all morning. i like being able to sip it over an hour or so rather than drink it quick before it gets cold.

 

finally we got some snow... think its still snowing outside from yesterday