chat man in the bath tub

I dont understand the Sunglasses..

 

lol You mean the blindfold?

 

Oh.. Ok .. I thought it was a bra too..hahah

 

$296

 

puts cotton candy in pineapple juice.. Rules the world!!

 

that isn't too shabby for scrap:2thumbsup:

 

i paid 500 for it though

i took off a bunch of parts i needed and will sell the other stuff to make a profit eventually

 

lol....that rap song is hilarious

''who the fuck said that''


that guy with the barbed penis should route the girl with the dirty anus

match made in heaven

 

Do any of you have that 'tap' function on your debit cards? I just got a new debit card with it on there...



I don't get it... You go to buy something and all the cashier does is literally tap your card on the machine and it does the transaction that way... I don't even have to put my pin in? That is so stupid... so anybody can jsut take my debit card now and use it? What is the point in even having a pin if you don't even need it at most places now? Almost everywhere I go uses this tap thing..

 

I haven't heard of the tap cards....

 

45 fucing minutes the bitch has me on the phone. no wonder my fucking arms hurt!!

 

tell her your doctor informed you that your radiation levels are above average... and you need to avoid it at all costs for your own safety... "sorry, I really wish I could talk to you right now... but, I simply cant " lol

*edit* I just assumed you were talking about your girlfriend.. now that I think of it, bitch is a broad term.. haha my advice may be invalid

 

Why would it be invalid?


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oh no...45 minutes and for that you get mad sex?

seems fair to me

 

I just loose interest in women on birth control.. pussy just dont have the flavor, scents are different .. and whats the point of blowing loads in a barren vagina..

 

dude on dragonsden is pitchingthe ''femis''....its a pecker shaped hollow rubber thing that women pee through to simulate how a dude pees

its for dirty toilets

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7IG6gYDPho"]666 Conducer- Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - YouTube

 

they already have a bunch of products out there like that though?

I've seen one before, they're nasty... I don't want to keep something i've pissed in, and girls just put these things in their purse? lol

From this day forwards... I'm going to carry around an empty bottle that i will reuse to pee in continuously...

 

still waiting on the fuckers that got checks today to say "hey come over smoke a doob".. I may as well shit in one hand see what comes out first.

 

ortus....girls rinse them off before putting them in their purses

i hope