chat man in the bath tub

I bet my new one wont last as long...im guessing 5 years.

 

one time i was meeting my coke guy..we always met at a u-haul dealership inone of the worst areas of toronto

he pulls up this one time and jumps out of his car real fast and yells for me to follow him

which i do

he flies down the road really fast in and out of traffic...i could barely keep up with him

he pulls into a gas station and up to the pumps...he jumps out and picks up a plastic bag from the ground

3 ounces of rock...so lucky

now i always check the ground at gas stations

 

yes, I do this in many parking lots and places where shit would get dropped.

 

fuck.... I have to buy condoms today

Awkwardest thing ever... first I stand there forever trying to look at them all because they just have to have a thousand different kinds... pick one, buy some deodorant... pack of gum.. some hair gel.. maybe a toothbrush if i'm feeling extra awkward and wanting to stall more time

and i never need any of that crap either... I have so much extra deodorant and gel because of this lol

 

buying all that shit just makes you look more unprepared to the one ringing it up.... they thinking 'look this buying all this LOL kids kids'

if you just buy condoms then in, its 'ok the kid he got everything else'

buy only want you need dude

 

True... plus the more random crap I buy the more time I have to stand there waiting for her/him to ring it all up... haha

They sell condoms at the dollar store I wonder if they actually work...

 

I used to dread buying tampon products when I was younger...one time the sales clerk heard my friend and I arguing who was going to bring them to the counter she was the one her period soo no way I was going to take them up there it was bad enough when I had to buy them for myself...anyways as soon as we got to the counter the guy held up the box of tampons yelled 'price check' loud...soo both of us were extremely embarrassed and called out....hahaha the good ole dayz

 

my sons mom wouldnt but douche products... consequently i am an expert on buying douche products

i discovered that the sales girls are more embarrassed to discuss them than i was

''excuse me miss...is there real fruit in the strawberry douche''?

''have you got any experience with these products...can you recomend me one ''

 

I'm A Trifle Deaf In This Ear... Speak A Little Louder Next Time!

 

hhahaha I don't think tho if I were a guy I would be embarrassed to buy condoms at least they know you're getting laid...I would be like yah I go thru a pack a week hahaha but then again if condoms come in sizes I would be embarrassed to get the extra smalls or something of that nature.....

 

OH SHIT he dropped it there or something. thats crazy! could have been epic ground score for someone

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkZ_StRjU0"]Condom Commercial - YouTube

we have to buy condoms soon too. it can be awkward, but only as much as you make it so. look at it this way, you are being responsible, and if they cant respect that its their problem. we go shopping as a family. usually when we buy prophylactics our son is right there with us. i stopped using birth control pills because i have some concerns about hormonal stuff increasing the risk of aneurysms, so we buy condoms. lots of people do it. by being awkward you are perpetuating a stigma, making it awkward when we should all be okey dokey with our bodies, and not be embarrassed to take care of them. it doesnt need to be awkward. its like toilet paper, or kitchen gloves, or paper plates, or lotion. its just stuff for taking care of our bodies.

that was cruel of him! my dad always got them for me when i was growing up. we called them "necessaries"
i kind of embarrassed my hubby when we went to get my DivaCup, i got into a discussion with 2 different people about it. very uncomfortable for him.
(PS, LOVE my DivaCup. would never go back to other products.)


we should not be ashamed of our bodies, their functions, or their upkeep. fight the status quo! maybe donate the excess supplies to a homeless shelter.

 

could youexplain exactly how a diva cup works?

i picture a cup suspended between your legs catching drops of blood but i cant imagine how it doesnt leak and spill all over?

plus that blood is kinda viscous and sticky...it just baffles me

educate me please

can you run with one on/in?

wouldnt it spill when sitting?

 

Mission complete. Walked in, grabbed the first box I saw, then went for the old spice and pack of gum

The only till not packed with people, was run by this young hot girl my age... dammit. Even more awkward, I just placed them down and smiled lol

 

Have any of you ever read a condom... "No prophylactic or contraceptive can guarantee %100 effectiveness. They will reduce the risk of unwanted pregnancy"

... I want %100!

How common is it for somebody to get pregant even when using a condom?

 

Well if the girl decides to poke a little hole in the tip of the jimmy lid chances of pregnancy can sky rocket :blush5:

 

ask your mom

 

lol

 

it goes way up inside

there is a few threads here about them :ack2:

 

couldnt pressure cause it to go flying out?

i once saw a stripper fire carrots and zuchinis out of her cha cha near 6 feet arch