chat man in the bath tub

when my cat wantsout he just sits beside me and drills holes in my head with his evil stare until i give in and get the fuck up and walk all the way to the door

little fucker..i left the lid off a massive bin of cat food...fucking cat musta thought god was smiling down on him cause he got right in and ate about 3 days of food before i caught him

 

Cats are sneaky fuckers. I don't trust 'em.

 

creepy when I found the pic, car54 officer on tv called off had a fever.

 

rolling my last paper... its weird to think, i've smoked a 100 joints since I bought these, give or take... and I don't even smoke joints as much as I use my bong/pipe and mflb... so much weed!

Guess I have to wait another month for some more papers, so much easier to get them legally, last time I paid a homeless lookin guy to go in for me ... cant believe at 18 I can't even buy any papers anywhere, every single place ID's like crazy down here

 

i run out rolling papers fast.., not as fast I used to but still..

 

lol 3+ hours later.......:computer:

 

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c3#/video/bestoftv/2013/04/27/idesk-mann-mohr-saturn-views.cnn
best shit Ive ever seen on cnn. saturn from a tv helicopter camera..

 

Holy fuck. My mom has a new boyfriend.

I think its my time to move out, my mom has had this steady boyfriend for 2-3 years now, he lived with us and everything... biggest tool I've ever met, never seen a dude pussy whipped as much as this guy... He was so awkward too, I fucking hated him, he would make everyone feel awkward in our own house... I'd be in the kitchen getting some food, then he'd come home and come in the kitchen and just stand there at the enterance and watch me until i'm done, then he'd come in as i walk out... Dafuq, he was just so awkward in every way... he sounded like kermit the frog...

After 2-3 years of that shit, my mom finally kicks the loser out, he was a scumbag, had no money, shitty job, always took money out of my moms bank/purse... etc...

I'm sittin here like YESS! FINALLY! soo happy that I have some freedom in my own house without feeling awkward around this douche face....

one fucking week later... god damn... theres a new guy, fuck me... He looks like a god damn pedophile, he looks exactly like the last guy but a bit taler, last dude was borderline midget...

Anyone got a place i can stay?

 

lol, shit you write is funny.. kermit.. haha

 

post on a far away forum


''ya i went and stayed at my new babes last night....fucked her brains out..she's a wild one....met her teenage son too....kid looks like a pedophile...i waited till he was asleep and i pinched some of his weed.........hope he moves out soon''



good morning..

 

lol if everyone posted on forums i'd be fun to match up what everyones saying about eachother..

Cant even think straight, 5am, to much gaming need some sleep.. few more hits from the bong and i'll get some sleep

 

what?

pussy...come on....that next level is so close

 

tell me about it lol

still no sleep, its now light outside. *sigh

 

today is an awesomesauce day so far

 

More :coffee:

 

Ortus, get your student loan and move into university residence

 

ortus....join a gang and move out to the street

 

Pretty day :sunny:


I caught a contAct high outside from a passing by cloud of smoke:smilielol5:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhuLhcbY_08"]The Who - Another Tricky Day - YouTube