Chat In The Name Of Love

I remember once...my phone company was gonna deduct 1.50 for a few hours outage....I told them the outage cost me hundreds in sales....I was a drug sealer but they didn't neet that info.....they upped it to 50 bucks

 

cool beans :daisy:

 

I'm getting my monkey skills on this weekend and climbing trees on the property so the next wind storm doesn't do the damage it did..

landlord is gone for weeks at a time so me and the RM taking care of the place.

don't plan on going out, don't plan on going to a party. just gonna drink my morning coffee, make some fried eggs and smoke weed all day.

 

I have eggs every day.
I have weed every day.
I have to climb a tree every day.

and Im not even a monkey..

 

I could show you some tricks.

 

teach me the speed of the squirrel and ill show you how to throw shit.

 

my speed is becoming diminished with age. used to be able to climb a tree with ease. now Im a little more careful and afraid to fall. but Ive never fallen from a tree in my life. I can still scurry up things without a care. but I do take caution first...

 

falling from heights is no joke..

scary stuff..

watched some discovery channel while ago. Damn ducks are hundred feet+ up in a damn tree when born. Once they ready they have to fucking jump!

They landed on leaves and grass as if the mother knew it was safe for them to fall... many fuck that... just a little kid and your mom saying go jump don't be a pussy..

Same with baby Giraffe gets born... ' I can see the light, get me out of here!... OH SHIT' baby falls almost 7 feet to the earth with a SLAM

WELCOME TO LIFE.

 

for you orison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bpS-cOBK6Q

 

I have fallen from tree stand... but never the tree itself. in fact the tree stand wasnt even close to a tree. It was a wooden ladder with a platform.

 

I fell out of a gray pine in California... Sold my climbing harness the very next day. Told myself "I ain't never doin' that shyt again."




Now I have trees that need to come down and there's no way except from the top down... But hey, I ain't got no harness.

 

if I had the tools to do things., I would do them all.

 

I got the saws... But I have to work from the ground.

 

don't know what they called, but the extend so you can cut tree branches 12+ feet away.. shoulder workout..

or hire a kid... one that doesn't have insurance in case. (joking.. I think.)

Or get a shotgun and some slugs and practice shooting the tree from top to bottom. I have never done that in my personal property.

Buy a crane. Buy me a plane ticket and $420 an hour an ill find a way.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSL0rTrEHyk

 

shoot the pilot cause that video makes me sad.

 

yeah it sure hacks away

stupid invention

 

today i have one


weird

http://www.hipforums.com/forum/index.php?app=core&module=usercp&tab=core&area=displayname

 

keep getting an error saying I have run out room in my albums...could you fix it bbliff...... .....please and thank you...I told skip but don't know how busy he is

so here is the pup...not so pup any more

 

skip says there is a limit on dog pics







i cant fix forum stuff like that...even if i had access i wouldnt know how anyway